jackp.eth retweeted
SWEPT 72 MACHINES AND BURNED THEM WITH YOUR RETIREMENT FUNDS (fuck you)
AIRDROPPED 40K USD AMERICAN DOLLARS IN NVDA TO EVERYONE
FUCK YOUR META
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@blknoiz06 @vladtenev
🤖 Made with AI
If you can't be bothered listening to an aussie rant on for 5 minutes (fair enough) here is the claude print out!
Lets compare buying one $QUOTRON (@Quotrons404) vs putting the same amount of money into Machines (@btcordinal)
In this video I cover how much you'd make per week/month vs each other and what @claudeai itself would pick!
I love both of these projects, enjoy!
jackp.eth retweeted
Ding dongs in your stonk wallet @btcordinals
jackp.eth retweeted
Yeah, I don’t know how to make this alpha any more obvious here
RH Machines dev is cracked, drinks 60 cups of coffee a day like Voltaire and only eats blueberries
nfa ofc, idgaf cause I’m $printer my way to Valhalla
jackp.eth retweeted
Gucci Morty $Morty is now trending on the Pumpfun app!
jackp.eth retweeted
🚨 Major DeFi exploit alert: Balancer has been hit by one of 2025's biggest hacks, with over $120M stolen across chains. Liquidity drained, TVL halved, and panic across forks.
Let's take a closer look at the data 🧵👇
jackp.eth retweeted
*Warning* (VERY STRONG), Retweet this to let the Universe send you money, Huge Amounts of money very quickly.
888.
jackp.eth retweeted
Cyber criminals bribed and recruited rogue overseas support agents to pull personal data on <1% of Coinbase MTUs. No passwords, private keys, or funds were exposed. Prime accounts are untouched. We will reimburse impacted customers. More here: coinbase.com/blog/protecting…
jackp.eth retweeted
Free independent thought has been pretty rare lately
Social media brain been tricking yall into conflating success wit monstrous levels of glaze and dick riding
Yes, it's incredible to see grown men (many on of which spend all day on X)
Just spending all day glazing swinging from dick to dick like a god damn homosexual monkey
So fucking embarrassing
People are so afraid of being anything but consensus, so addicted to their own echo chamber now
Our unique, individualist, creative thought is plagued by an infestation of AI that has installed itself into social media as a mind virus and further accelerated the homoerotic tendencies of you neets
Most of yall NPCs wit 2 modes
-hate
-dickride
jackp.eth retweeted
"The US government values my asset highly enough that the president created a strategic reserve... I think I'll sell it"
- You, the dumbest motherfucker alive
































