Jackmaster
Gooncave
Joined May 2014
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Big horny prv cck needs to SPERM broo ✊✊✊ I hope this gets reposted a million times 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Imagine being that bottle and snuggling up in my soft sack between those two huge hairy spermtanks 🧸
Just pumped out the first load of my #39th year and it was epic. Couldn’t be more proud
Went on a great date w a hot funny smart generally all around cool dude last night - first real date in years..
Reminded me how much happier I am being a Solosexual Pornsexual Gooner Penis Masturbator 🤷♂️✊😵💫💦
Jack Ravn ✊ retweeted
Ok here’s what I do..
1) Wake up boned
2) Go about your day doing whatever you need to do, but keep penis on your mind. Look at porn and touch your penis whenever you can.
3) Basically, edge throughout the day.
4) When you’re off work or whatever now it’s time to relax, get a little high, listen to some good music, chill and build that goon.
5) Once you’re in a positive headspace (and this is important bc if you’re not what’s the point?) now it’s time to settle into that batecave.
6) Get naked. Penis out. Slow strokes to start. Enjoy the porn around you. Enjoy your own penis.
7) When you’re ready, gear up those genitals. Feed the penis poppers and watch it bloat. Feel it swell in your hand.
8) Pump that engorged cock.
9) Get dumb. Forget you have a brain. Now it’s only porn and penis. Nothing else matters.
10) Edge til you bust. Hit that popper bottle right before you cum and ride the wave. Don’t stop til you’ve drained your balls completely.
There you go. Now you’re not just a guy jacking off - you’re a fucking Masturbator.
You’re welcome.
