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jack schwitz

@jackschwitz

certified land manatee

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Joined September 2009
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Long awaited giraffe birth proves anti-climactic, resulting in only another giraffe.
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Wasting diseases and self-starvation now epidemic in United States as Americans dispirited by grim election choices lose their will to eat.
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Bobo 697@bobohstern11 Mar 2015
SHADES OF MUND teapawt.org/sam_trapkin/status/575…
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"I really don’t understand where it becomes cheaper & easier to shoot HD" Dan Mindel on @SpiderManMovie w/ dir @MarcW motion.kodak.com/motion/Publ…
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Ministry of Culture bans slim-fit pants as the impractical fashion of the immoral Western puppet "governments".
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Rees Candee@ReesCandee1 May 2014
The camera choices filmmakers have these days are awesome.... Here's a cake taker! vimeo.com/93325163
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Foster Klug@APklug13 Feb 2014
Update - Rival Koreas end meeting with little progress, but agreement at some point to meet again (from @AP) m.apnews.com/ap/db_306485/co…
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@AP13 Feb 2014
Man charged in Pa. drive-by shooting that killed horse pulling buggy with Amish family inside: apne.ws/1fZSQSA
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@AP7 Jan 2014
German grocery stores receive banana crates full of cocaine after smugglers make a "logistical error": apne.ws/K216XG
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Even though she ate every button on the remote, Triscuit the hamster is still our freelance pet of the week: bit.ly/1lkZG6P
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@TheOnion14 Dec 2013
Top Twitter Feuds Of 2013 onion.com/1hS103y
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Let Pete into the Hall of Fame- instagram.com/p/hycisOGhTF/ @PeteRose_14
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I JUST TOUCHED PAUL BELLINI WITH A FEATHER DUSTER!!! #kith
Image from Louie Pearlman (the nice and alive one) (@Louie4711)
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@TheOnion23 Nov 2013
Rainforest Cafe Bartender Tells Man This His Last Cheetah Rita | More Local News: onion.com/12hq37u
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Krokodil has made its way to Arizona & 3TV gives you a look at how it has sparked a DEA investigation, TONIGHT at 9 az3.tv/1igz6Nv
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@TheOnion11 Nov 2013
Biden Frantically Hitting Up Cabinet Members For Clean Piss onion.com/1iZCxFR
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Buffalo Bills new name Buffalo dead dog shit #chiefs
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@SIRIUSXM25 Oct 2013
Move over Puppy Bowl: Beth Stern (@BethStern) is hosting "The Kitten Bowl" | soundcloud.com/howardstern/h… via @lisag30D
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Well this is it. We are off to make the Top Gear Special. And I have a bad feeling about this mission.
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Raw video: Grandmother denies giving cocaine to granddaughter az3.tv/19VNNBz
Image from azfamily 3TV CBS 5 (@azfamily)
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