jackal

Alright, so here’s the deal. Whimpering and proper self touching video $9.99, i’m trying to move to Jamaica, change me name and open a tequila bar. #nsfwtwt #bwc #notafuckingjoke

They say women cant consent after 3 drinks. And here i am raping them sober

Nah bro I can’t eat pork, i’m a devout mexican

She said she has a buttplug in there. You think that’ll stop me? Nice try

Nice😃 o-oh i’m feeling it… mmmfgh

Wait you’re breaking up with me just because I got a boner after seeing a mexican on the subway?

I’m going to use my BWC as a battering ram to enter the White House and show Mr trump whos boss mate.

Just one hit tweet so i can jerk off to the feeling of being liked

U fucking snake ill wear ur face as a mask around town… let this be a warning

Fpoomf (fat pussy oomf)

Can i get back to #nsfwtwt please, i’d like the free bot likes. I have a huge dick, which I won’t show to you, but I will boast about it.

Whose idea was it to make Thursdays a proper dickslap for the common folk

My bwc boner punctured my pyjamas

Saw a glimpse of foids ankles #precum

Everything I tweet is gay and retarded