Alan Sugar once called me an imbecile.
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Got to use my favourite unique “ West- Walian-living-in-England” party trick in the pub of boring everyone in earshot stiff about talking the Landsker Line and I am a happy man
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Sad his other pals, Al Bud, Gringo, Big Martin, Ben the Barber, Good Looking Sam, Big J, Little Harry, Spikey, Tight Ron, Sean, Papu, G, Meat injection, Sammy and so many more didn’t turn up
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Plan 2 is bad enough, but nobody ever talks about the postgraduate loan repayments kicking in at £21k. I’m not particularly well paid, but I’m in a job requiring a Masters’ and paying £100 a month for the luxury
Last year I went full Jeremy Vine and did a Christmas parkrun and it was class.
Sweated out Christmas eve pints, and the wait to start drinking was offset by getting to enjoy one of the finest beers known to man- the shower beer.
There’s a TikTok trend where people are saying the correct order to spend their Christmas Day and some girl just said around 4/5pm her family has a few drinks (if they’re in the mood?!)
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Live less than 300m away from this gem in Exeter.
Only been in twice since I moved here 18 months ago. Death stares and silence upon entering both times
They had a Roy Chubby Brown tribute act recently. I’m sure they could easily have booked the real version for no extra cost.
So we’re saying diesel theft, in the Cotswolds?
Only one man could be masterminding this…
Counter Terror Police Chief on #RAFFairford incident: 5 men arrested being released on police bail. Remain under investigation.
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Gutted. Me and my friends in the Dispoable Barbecue and Magnifying Glass Enthusiasts were just about to meet up on the moor before our Friday night was ruined by that emergency alarm.
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Glad that climate change means we only have to put up with Clacton and its thickos for another 20 years or so before it’s underwater
“He’s trying to prove a point.”
“I’d vote for Binface”
Clacton residents react to Nigel Farage calling a by-election.
@RosieWright99
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Yesterday I got to 500 tabs on my phone and had a clear out of everything except for the Wikipedia pages that I’d been reading along the way. A real eclectic mix here
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Roworth gets absolutely everywhere
"We wanted Reform, but we don't want Jenrick-Reform."
A constituent in Robert Jenrick's electorate of Newark has explained why he wants a by-election - and doesn't think Jenrick will win.
@DuncanBarkes
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