Ten year PNW transplant from the great state of Maine. I have a precocious kiddo, mad scientist husband, two dogs, play jazz, make food, and brew beer.
Washington...Mainer @ heart
Joined December 2008
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Don't mind me...I'll just be here laughing through my uncontrollable sobs and terror. @LastWeekTonight @SenatorCollins
Coming out of Twitter retirement to say this:
I am so damned exhausted living through unrelenting and seemingly neverending unprecedented times and events.
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Hello! I do not like to use my big following very often for things like this but this is critically important. Brie's facial feminization surgery is being denied by @AnthemBlueCross and I need to speak to someone about it TODAY. If ever I have needed my community, it is now!
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@XfinitySupport @Xfinity
I totally understand that an outage can occur out of nowhere and it will take a long time to fix. But you can at least let your customers know what is happening and when it will get fixed.
#outage #Kent
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Fuck anyone who thinks the country that did this can’t stop our kids from being slaughtered in their schools.
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Attention: @Kevin_Martinez
Oh my! @StephenKing and @DougBaldwinJr with back to back birthday gratitude tweets on my timeline? My Mainer and Seahawks fangirling has peaked for the day. I’m done.
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Hi, I would like to speak to a manager about this whole Mercury in Retrograde situation. It's really not working out for me, I would like to cancel.
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In a shocking new discovery, it turns out the Nelson Brothers were Targaryens. #TargaryenRock #TargaryensAmongUs
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fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.
The @LastWeekTonight web exclusive tonight absolutely felt like an OPCD episode hosted by John Oliver instead of @DOB_INC and it was a fucking delight. I could be wrong…but I kept hearing it in a very different voice and it brought me joy.
I thought of Brittany when they announced The Vivienne. teapawt.org/i/spaces/1YqKDqLrjQOGV
The Aristocrats. Period.
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Current favorite extra curricular activity: Using the TouchTunes jukebox app to play music at random dive bars in my area remotely. I just played The Wobble at our local country honky tonk. I am drunk with power.