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I was looking through the potential loan striker options earlier this week and did think it would be funny if Chris Wood’s name would pop up. Very funny bit. For what it’s worth, the right answer is Emmanuel Emegha if we shop in that market. #nufc
Chris Wood shock loan deal and El-Khannouss - Newcastle United January transfer priority verdict | #NUFC
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Levy, BlueCo and now Ineos/Glazers. Poch really knows how to pick the owners he works for…
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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If West Ham continue to struggle in the coming weeks, the smartest thing we could do in January is to try to sign Jarrod Bowen. #nufc
October 2020, we drew 1-1 away at Wolves thanks to a Murphy goal from outside the area. We were 14th in the league. Amazing how much changes in six years. #nufc
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After all my criticism of Jaissle, I felt yesterday was a solid building block. Defence and midfield looked better. Created some good chances. We are still a poor team, but hopefully we’re starting to find the right eleven. Just need to work on the front four. #nufc
If we have that performance as a base line and we manage to introduce Toure/MFP and maybe Ramsey, and find improvement as the weeks progress, we will be alright. Not good, but not horrifically bad like we were looking. #nufc
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If you can’t win, don’t lose. Thought we played okay today. Restricted them to few opportunities and created good ones ourselves. Shame we didn’t win it, but definitely a step in the right direction. Rome wasn’t built in a day. #nufc
Woken up with a weird feeling we might win today and make a turnaround for Jaissle. If it doesn’t come today, it never will. #nufc
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Rumour is the police were overly worried as #nufc players are struggling to hit the target this season. #nufc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot
🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian
🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist!
✍️ FULL STORY 👇
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At least we've got the 2027/28 Championship top scorer if we do go down... #nufc
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I’d be mightily impressed if Jaissle comes back from this briefing against him. Starting to feel untenable. #nufc
🚨 EXC: Newcastle players 'confused' by what Jaissle wants from them
✍️ Full story in Confidential, plus...
🏥 Fresh Joelinton injury concern
⏳ Pardo/Miley fitness updates
🔎 Meet NUFC's 'laptop obsessive'
🇧🇷 International tug of war brewing?
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Nico second in this list, but likely to lose his spot to an 18 year old. Just play them both Matthias. #nufc
Premier League Centre Mid Complete Ratings
Rated out of 10
Compared with all other CMs since 2018.
So anything over a 5/10 is above average when compared to a hell of a lot of other Prem midfielders.
McAtee is in at No. 9 so far for #nffc. Easily the biggest win of the Glasner period so far is the rise of McAtee.
Nothing to see here. Perfectly happy club. #nufc
Exclusive: Newcastle players feel hamstrung by recruitment gambles. Plus, Jaissle flexibility issue draws comparison with Amorim #nufc
Double plus: Some comment from @LukeEdwardsTele
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Everton won 67% of all duels last night. The most by any team in a single game in the Premier League this whole season #nufc
Toure will be the biggest beneficiary of a managerial change. He’s a creative winger who likes to cross. Jaissle’s game model doesn’t want his wingers to cross. Even though, we look better when we get the ball wide. #nufc
Isn't it fucking CRAZY that everyone on Twitter has been calling for Steur and Toure to play but no no, our rockstar manager knows best, yet when they come on they're comfortably miles better than the players they replace 😂😂😂
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Already got to the point where I feel sorry for Jaissle. Bloke is so far out of his depth. Club is a mess and we need an experienced manager to navigate these waters. Not sure the club will humble themselves early enough though. #nufc
In hindsight, we accepted the managerial recruitment process too easily in the summer. Hiring a guy with no experience in a top league after selling all your best players was brave at best. Idiotic at worst. #nufc
We do probably look good in training, we’re playing against ourselves. #nufc
Matthias Jaissle: "I was aware of the anger. Big frustration, big disappointment because we couldn't transfer what we saw in the week. The team was training at a high level but since the ref started the game not much was seen. It's difficult to understand. Of course the fans are frustrated, like we are." #nufc
I don’t want to call for Jaissle to go. It feels harsh and it’s early, but this job is massive. We need someone with experience and proven results in a top league. Jaissle looks like someone who’s managed in Saudi and Austria with a talent advantage. Out of his depth. #nufc