Stand-up goy

London
Joined February 2013
White Hart Lane, 20 years ago today. Me and my old man (looking v young). Decent afternoon
Replying to @REDactionAFC
Not seen this high res version before, posted on the Arsenal app this morning. Some faces in there
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We are one of 12 Founding Clubs of the European Super League

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me in the uber home on june 22nd
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Replying to @ImogenWK
next question please
slack is down but my bridgerton persona translates much better in email form anyway
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think 2021 is gonna be a pretty, pretty good year
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i’ve written something for @noblerotmag about the archaic definition of meals, eating on the bog, and bowls of pasta in the bath. v happy to be in print in such a beaut mag alongside v esteemed company. find it in all boujee newsagents & shops w Perello olives at the till
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why is my life goal now to own 58 hanging skimmer spoons ffs
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really happy with my first day as copywriter for cameo :)
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taleggio you son of a bitch
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it is (finally) happening
2019: the year of the curly fry
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Breaking: ARSENE WENGER will be a guest on The Graham Norton Show on Oct 16, along with Dawn French, Freddie Flintoff, Michael Kiwanuka and Samuel L Jackson, who I fully expect to ask Mr Wenger if he regrets not leaving Arsenal on a high after the FA Cup win in 2015...
the thesaurus dot com colour palette change is the person at a party who points out you've been saying St. Pancreas your entire life. i hate it
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pour one out (a pint of tt landlord) for the undisputed king of crisps :(
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this👏is👏what👏democracy👏looks👏like
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can confirm it works in a big way. pic from french drive-thru last summer
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