@jakethms

i’m a ray of light

Joined March 2021
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woke up with rosacea
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cause i’m not your princess this ain’t a fairytale i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well
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mustache era was crazy omg
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Okay so someone just turned me into an idea of sorts
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crabboh ii@crabbogh5h
restore your gold fish dignity
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barely even flirt on here anymore because I always end up feeling like a sex pest
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I was so happy that day
jacob@jakethmsJun 20
she’s back home oh my god
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xD@jackiecore666Oct 25
if i was a gay man in new york i'd be like ayyy im walkin' here, plus i'm gay too! i have sex with men
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can’t stop listening to country music
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me when it comes time to discuss my being a freak ass hoe
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In a very old western phase of my life rn
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me and trade this halloween
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Im a whore and I remember
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@tatemclisaOct 25
if tate mcrae says capitalism.. then it’s capitalism. period.
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In my experience the secret to life is to always be gauche and too much
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becoming one of those people who actually feel better after a workout
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I died during Covid and Satan chose this as my punishment in hell
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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Kay@KayyKova21h
This might be the craziest foreshadowing in history.
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Made myself sick from eating too much frosting
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me too
໊@uigoOct 25
a middle-class drunk elephant skincare daughter with a pink iphone 16 just added this to her christmas wishlist in her notes app
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Eating halloween candy yes 😋🤤
begz@dailybegzOct 24
2027 yılı Ekim ayının son akşamı tam da olmak istediğin yerde olacaksın.. bunu kendine gönder.
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