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Tall guy, former FBI director. Parody.

Joined June 2017
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Exercise your right as an American and join the protest in front of the White House. We need to send a message to Trump that he is a disaster as a person and as a politician. #Cohen
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On the list of recordings I want Michael Cohen to release, this one ranks about 863rd. You just know he’s got WAY better than this.
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It’s usual to be loved by anyone (You’re welcome.) #DoubleNegativeASong
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Trump invited Putin to Washngton. Yeah, that’s exactly the kind of guy you want having the White House WiFi password. Wonder if he’ll ask to bring his “IT guy” along.
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#TrumpKnew and knows much, much more about the crimes he has committed. Lock him up and throw away the Kiev.
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Trump has flirted with dictatorship from day one of his illegitimate administration. If he allows Putin’s goons in Russia to interrogate McFaul, then he will have gone full dictator, leaving no doubt that he must be removed from office. #ProtectMcFaul
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It’s imperative that the portion of Americans who aren’t unrepentant Trump cultists condemn Sarah Sanders and all of her attempts to cover up the lies and treasonous behavior of Donnie Dictator.
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Would? #Wouldnt? No. Trump actually meant to say “wood,” which is the most appropriate word to describe his feelings about Putin. #Helsinki #TrumpPutinSummit #Finland
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Trump hit a new low today by agreeing to let Russia interrogate U.S. intelligence assets. #Helsinki #Traitor #HelsinkiSummit2018 #TREASONSUMMIT #Putin
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So Putin’s “idea,” the one Trump referenced, is that U.S. intelligence worked with an anti-Russian American businessman to funnel money to the Clinton campaign. THAT is the real crime, say Putin and his lackey Trump. Both men are disgusting. #TreasonSummit #TrumpPutinSummit
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Donald Trump thinks the European Union is a foe and Putin is a friend. He cozies up to dictators while shunning democracies. Yet his brainless cult members love him. Scary stuff. #TreasonSummit
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If we’re only counting “real” goals, Croatia leads the #WorldCupFinal 1-0.
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A violation such as that one should not result in a sure-thing goal via penalty kick. The penalty is too excessive for the crime. #WorldCupFinal
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Rand Paul is part of the white nationalist movement that Putin represents. No surprise that he’s defending Russia.
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Fox News poll: 93 percent of Republican voters would like to abandon democracy in favor of a right-wing dictatorship. #StrozkHearing
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You’re not from Appalachia, Rep. Comer. You’re from a non-Appalachian part of Kentucky. Appalachia has mountains. Your district is all farmland. Why do I know that but you don’t? More importantly, how did you ever get elected to serve the American people? #StrzokHearing
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Louie Gohmert looks like Robert Duvall if Robert Duvall was the product of six generations of inbreeding. #StrzokHearing
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