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BREAKING: A mystery seller is trying to dump about $500 million in data center loans all at once, per Bloomberg, days after the midterms raised doubts about many projects. The anonymous seller is auctioning a dozen loans, including a $25 million piece of financing for a huge Stargate site in New Mexico, the joint project of OpenAI, SoftBank and Oracle. Oracle has already sent that site’s developer a force majeure notice, a legal claim that events beyond its control may excuse it from its obligations.
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the guy who speaks like he has huge packet loss in his brain: I Love, Jensen Huang
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Aw frikkin heck
Say what you will about Jensen Huang but at least he was only cheating on his wife with two women, definitely not more
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Why is the GOP always the first in line to protect rapists?
Speaker Johnson accuses Thomas Massie of a “political stunt” after Massie gets 218 signatures to force a vote on another Epstein bill — this to make it easier to sue DOJ for withholding docs. “We always handled this with care to protect victims and to get all the information out to the public. You have to do both of those things. Thomas Massie has never given a darn about that,” Johnson told me, as he defended his handling of an issue that played a prominent role in a number of midterm campaigns. Said Massie is “ginning this up to get attention.” Wouldn’t say if he supports bill, said he needs to review it.
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Imagine getting a medal from the same drunk rapist who defiled the sanctity of the tomb
🚨 AWESOME! SecWar Pete Hegseth just gave a MEDAL to the sentinel who reprimanded someone that laughed out loud near the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Veterans Day, in Hegseth's group "We love soldiers. We love standards. Well done, Specialist. Carry on Patriots." 🇺🇸 DEPT. OF WAR OFFICIAL: “As shown in the photos, Secretary Hegseth welcomed the 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment, the Old Guard, to the Pentagon where he proudly awarded Specialist Iglesias the Joint Service Commendation Medal for the execution of his duties at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on November 11, 2026." He carried out his duties. It doesn't matter if you're a regular visitor or with the SECRETARY OF WAR. Standards are standards and Pete knows it.
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Meth's a helluva drug
Streamer drama reaching unprecedented new levels of "i ain't reading all that"
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we got the death of the house of cards american economy before we got GTA6
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Elon Musk: I'm a pedophile Peter Thiel: I'm a gay pedophile Bill Gates: I'm an autistic pedophile Jensen Huang: I am a normal man attracted to women who are roughly the same age as me <<< GUY THEY WANT YOU TO THINK IS THE PERVERT
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that jensen huang sure slang a lot of wang
Jensen was the force being Nvidia’s entire circular financing scheme. Gonna be tough to keep that going!
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I've been using Twitter since 2011, and I never knew I could take screenshots with the app because I don't install spyware on my devices and know how to snap them easily with my phone or computer.
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He's now going to gnaw off his scribble leg as well as his hila tattoo arm, isn't he?
LMFAOOO OF COURSE HE DID 💀
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Congrats on digging 500 more feet! That brings the total number of Boring Company miles dug in the past 9 years to.... about 9 miles. Remember when @elonmusk said he had "verbal government approval" for an underground Boring line from NYC to Washington DC? (~230 miles) which even if that wasn't a lie, (it was) it would still take him about 230 more years to get there. Neat 👍
29 days from completion of tunneling in Bastrop to initiation of tunneling in San Antonio.
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So does Unfuck America
TPUSA runs a roving set of sexual assault conventions on American campuses? Color me shocked
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Sara Jacobs absolutely dismantled Pete Hegseth, putting the staggering human toll and financial devastation of the Iran war squarely at his feet. Her message: If Hegseth thinks this catastrophe qualifies as a victory, he should question his mental health. Calling a disaster a triumph doesn't make it one.
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so funny how there’s always just never enough democrats!!! must be a coincidence!!!
BREAKING: The Republican-led House rejected an effort to impeach Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over U.S. military operations in Iran, Yemen, Venezuela and the Caribbean. The House voted 211-204 to effectively kill the resolution, introduced by Republican Rep. Thomas Massie.
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Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Replying to @JDVance @WhiteHouse
Next month on Rogan
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He can’t. The guy is a bootlicker. He probably has to pick Donald Trump’s shoe polish out of his teeth before speaks. No Tab Pete is a war criminal and he deserves to be impeached and held accountable for his crimes and the pain he has caused our troops and military families. Send this clown back to Fox News.
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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not subtle dawg
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Total NYC Yellowcab passenger miles per year: 700 million. Total NYC subway passenger miles per year: 9 Billion. (13x more) Don't do drugs kids.
Cybercab will do a majority of all passenger miles in any jurisdiction where it is not prohibited by law. Obvious to anyone with eyes and a brain.
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"I'm still gonna be aggressive."
BREAKING: In an embarrassing moment, Lauren Boebert refuses to concede after CNN called her election: “You think I listen to CNN?”
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