Wife complained of a bad smell in the house, a dead mouse, blocked drains? Moving Sofas & a deep clean have been suggested. This morning another hunt, “It’s horrid & smells like cabbages” Then I remembered my 3 week old £1.50 Lidl bargain sitting in a box on top of the fridge.

View from the work window

St Day, it’s not on a lead either!

Not the worst finish to a Bank Holiday weekend

Has any international cricket team ever had this many L’s in its line up?

Even these look cold and miserable

⁦@MikeBubbins⁩ .. Tenerife’s finest Elvis tribute!!

Very short lived joy after finding a tin of beans at the back of the fridge when looking to add to breakfast.

Mount?? I can only think of Peggy Mount, I’ll have to accept she might be someone’s celebrity crush

This thing is my nemesis now!

Look at my bountiful crop, I’ve been tending and watering this for 3 months..

Been told there’s very few gulls on Gull Rock, Avian flu is devastating the wildlife here.

@radioMelO @BBCCornwall @dundonradio

@LidlGB where did the runt toilet roll come from?? I make it 8 3/4 rolls and not 9!!

My new 111 year old coffee cup

Tonight I have eaten a large bag of crisps, crisps I have just discovered are over 6 months past their best before date, they were… ok.