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Writer/director @blackpinesmovie. Bylines @cinedump, @cbr, @manorvellum, and @dreadcentral.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined October 2009
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2008: i’m edward cullen 2022: i’m vengeance 2026: i’m chris hansen 2028: i’m bond…. james bond
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Aprovecho un descanso en Tenet, para hacer la prueba de Batman y llevarse el papel. Y ahora puede aprovechar el parón de Batman, para llevarse el de 007. Pattinson es leyenda viva. Además en Tenet ya demostró que sería un 007 perfecto.
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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BREAKING: A top GOP official just said on a hot mic, "Stephen Miller as chief-of-staff is game over. In 2028 Democrats will win 500 electoral votes and a Senate supermajority. They learned no lessons from Tuesday. America didn't vote for more Stephen 'Nosferatu Goebbels' Miller."
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Why do people hate data centers so much? Because they are the physical manifestation of an oligarchy that treats their life and mind as collateral damage of profits.
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'Clayface' has crossed $100M worldwide
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BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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Now that much needed AI regulations are looming, it's so funny watching the slop peddlers desperately scream "We are so close to curing cancer!!!", when A) Medical research uses local models, not the mass theft of human knowledge you call "AI" B) You never cared before
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Me when the “Robert Pattinson screen tested for Bond” news dropped.
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Announce Robert Patterson like this, but with a Dua Lipa song in the background. Do it Amazon. I dare you #JamesBond
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Even in a fan edit, he’s incapable of making a face that doesn’t look like he suddenly remembered that he didn’t lock the door before he left the house
https://teapawt.org/t.co/7rJNIj1OHt Henry Cavill is just three years older than Robert Pattinson, why he is not even in consideration ?
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For JD Vance to grow up on Food Stamps and then strip them from other families is holding him a special cozy hot spot in Hell.
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We really could have one of the most bizarre election results imaginable. You could easily (on a really good Dem night) win the Presidency, hold serve or even net a seat or two in the senate, and still lose like 20 house seats.
The 2028 house elections are gonna be so funny because there's gonna be so many random glup shitto dem incumbents trying to hold R+100000000 seats
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“The name is Bond.. James Bond.”
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Every actor seeing Pattinson walk in
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Nicholas Hoult encontrandose de nuevo con Robert Pattinson para conseguir un papel icónico:
Nicholas Hoult is also in the mix to potentially play James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Do you guys think Snyder fans thought this was for the last photograph? 😭
CLAYFACE officially crossed the $100M mark at the global box office yesterday. Having cost just $40M, it’s now broken even and will be one of most profitable DC films of all time.
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Barbara Broccoli was right. They dont know what they're doing.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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that baby is just gonna have to understand why he’s never home
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Godzilla Minus Zero is subtitled, rated R and about to open number one in America. Subtitles were never the problem.
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Watching Tenet for the first time felt like Rob was doing an audition for Bond the whole time, I’ve been a big Lowden truther but I’m sorry none of these guys come close to my boy.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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