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You can literally see the exact moment that this kid became a libertarian. 😂
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“I am a GOP governor on a diplomatic mission to India!”
“You are part of the H1B cheap labor scam alliance and a traitor. Take her away.”
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"Commander Cody, the time has come. Repeal the 19th."
"It will be done my lord. Heil Hitler."
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“George, in two decades, White kids will grow and see me as the hero. Democracy a farce. You’ll make a stupid movie for your black wife about Tuskegee Airmen, sell Star Wars to Disney and watch Skywalker neutered, but Anakin will remain.”
“What was that Hayden?”
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“Settle down young Skywalker. I earned my spot on this council.”
“They gave you a purple lightsaber because you’re a nigger.”
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“Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66. Remove all women from their adult daycare jobs.”
“It will be done, my Lord.”
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In the name of Christian unity on Reformation Day, I think we should all agree that Martin Luther was right about the perpetual virginity of the Blessed Virgin Mary and the real presence of Christ in the Eucharist.
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The sand people entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to raid and kill everyone else, and nobody was going to kill them
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X has gone full blown White supremacist, Nazi, antisemitic, racist, Anakin Skywalker
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"Anakin, we understand that you are interested in advanced placement classes, due to your incredible natural abilities. While we do agree with you, that you are gifted, we however, must say no at this time, as it would make the ewok kids feel insecure about their own abilities"
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"We do not grant you the rank of Master, Anakin."
"Is this because I’ve been asking about oak doors and who owns the Galactic Central Bank?"
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"I am deporting your cheap labor, Boomer. Pray I don't deport your mail-order bride."
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During the first eight days of November, the Church offers the faithful a special opportunity to obtain plenary indulgences for the souls in Purgatory.
Here is how you can participate:
1. Perform one of the following indulgenced acts:
• November 1–8: Devoutly visit a cemetery and pray, even silently, for the deceased.
• November 2 (All Souls’ Day): Visit a church or oratory and recite the Our Father and the Apostles’ Creed.
2. Fulfill the usual conditions:
🙏 Receive Sacramental Confession.
🙏 Receive Holy Communion.
🙏 Pray for the intentions of the Holy Father (an Our Father and a Hail Mary are recommended).
🙏 Have the intention of gaining the indulgence.
🙏 Be completely detached from all sin, including venial sin.
A few important things to remember:
• One sacramental Confession can suffice for several plenary indulgences.
• Holy Communion and prayer for the Pope's intentions must be repeated for each plenary indulgence.
• Confession, Communion, and prayer may be completed several days before or after the indulgenced act. However, Communion and prayer for the Pope's intentions should take place on the same day as the prescribed act.
• If all the conditions are not fulfilled, the indulgence will be partial rather than plenary.
What is a plenary indulgence?
According to the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 1471), an indulgence is the remission of temporal punishment due to sins whose guilt has already been forgiven. A plenary indulgence removes all of this temporal punishment, while a partial indulgence removes part of it.
Indulgences can be applied to the living or to the faithful departed.
❤️ This November, let us remember the Holy Souls in Purgatory and offer our prayers and sacrifices for them. Praying for the dead is a beautiful spiritual work of mercy.
May the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.
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Did you know you can obtain a PLENARY INDULGENCE for a soul in Purgatory by visiting a cemetery and praying for the dead during Hallowtide?
From November 1–8, the Church grants a plenary indulgence each day to those who devoutly visit a cemetery and pray, even silently, for the departed.
Imagine being able to help release a soul from Purgatory and bring them closer to Heaven through a simple act of love.
The Church Militant can help the Church Suffering.
Visit a cemetery. Pray for the dead. Offer your indulgence for a loved one who may have no one else praying for them.
The souls in Purgatory cannot merit for themselves. Let us not forget them.
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Every Israeli company is a terrorist cell waiting to be activated.
BREAKING: 🇪🇸 At least 68 people have died and 80 others injured after a train crash in Spain.
Investigators say it’s due to an “inexplicable” safety error after a “widespread computer communications failure.”
It’s the THIRD train crash in Spain this year.
ISRAEL warned Spain they would pay a “heavy price” and for some reason an Israeli railway cyber firm recruited Spain’s former railway safety chief/transport secretary… 🤔
May God rest their souls and bring ease to their families 🙏🏼
