twitter laggard, comedian, writer, based in Naarm/Melbourne. Living my life with the anxiety levels of somebody hunted for sport
Naarm, Melbourne
Joined December 2009
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when people say invisible labour in relationships I think this is what they mean (5 ticketek queues)
#taylorswiftpresale ignore the media saying it's sold out, there's still tickets left for melbs. After 3+ hours in the queue, ticket secured at 4:50pm! Don't give up yet
I've used PCs exclusively for the last 5 years and this is the first time I've opened the built in 'Edge' browser. Welcome to the game little buddy #ErasTourtickets
I won't get Taylor swift tickets. No one will. Taylor swift isn't real and anyone you see at her tour (including Taylor herself) are paid shills and holograms. Prove me wrong ticketek #erastouraustralia
Barbioppenheimer, the two part hit movie of the century
I am being radicalised
We had an absotively, posilutely groovtastical time playing a game of "Song Association" with @ELLEmagazine! Check out how well we did: di.sn/6001Oi1TR
Here's a thread of all @TheMuppets adaptations I'd like to request, to be written/produced by @adamfgoldberg and @disneyplus, in order of likelihood:
@KermitTheFrog should do a spy movie and also wear this tuxedo again. Please make a movie adaptation of the Gameboy Advance game Spy Muppets License to Croak @adamfgoldberg @DisneyPlus.
Also @MissPiggy should get her own movie about female empowerment. I feel like her boss babe-ness has been taken as fact without a heap of exploration. Something like Legally Blonde, Devil wears Prada, Kill Bill. Kermit shouldn't get his slimy webbed frog feet anywhere near this
So @Muppets_Mayhem is perfect TV and my hope is this rekindles a @TheMuppets renaissance and we return to Muppet adaptation movies (all written by @adamfgoldberg). but please, please fix the colouring, my ADHD can't handle how grey and dull it is 😭 Animal deserves fluro fur 😭
My favourite commentary on the coronation is this woman wearing the Diana sheep jumper to morning brunch today #princessDianaForever
Why isn't anyone making @TheMuppets video games. Last one released was on PS VITA. I humbly request that society produces Sid Meier's: Civilisation VI: The Muppet Show edition. Please and thank you @RobertIger. PS this is not a niche interest, I think many people want this.
