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dan tiadalah kehidupan dunia ini, selain dari main-main dan senda gurau belaka...

kuala lumpur
Joined March 2009
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This is not a "Malaysia" problem but all across finance.
In the Malaysian banking world, the title "Vice President" is the ultimate corporate optical illusion. If you tell your auntie in the kampung you’re a VP, she thinks you’re basically the CEO’s right-hand man and should be sponsoring the next family feast. In reality, being a VP in a local bank just means you’ve survived long enough to stop being an assistant manager. Banks dish out these titles like complimentary mints at a hotel lobby. It’s the cheapest way to keep talent from jumping ship to a competitor. "We can’t give you a 30% raise, but how about we change your business card to say VP of Enterprise Risk Management?" Suddenly, the employee feels like a "big boss," and the clients think they’re talking to a heavy hitter. It’s all about "perceived value." But go to any bank’s town hall, and when the CEO asks all the VPs to stand up, it will look like a crowded LRT carriage during peak hour. If everyone is a VP, who is actually doing the work? Probably the "Assistant Vice Presidents" who are hoping to get their own shiny title next year.
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What y'all still doing on Twitter? Threads is where it's at
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That's literally an apt description of how venture works. 1 in 12 chance is great too 😂
Broken clock is right twice a day
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One has to remember that he used to own an alternate American football team (that didn't play in the NFL). Which, knowing him, is incentive to discredit the NFL
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬
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Man go back to Mexico bro
Valentina Gomez: “Vote for me so we can kick every dirty Muslim out of Texas. Save your daughters from getting raped by Muhammad.” Trump just endorsed her primary opponent.
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wild replies. as usual. someone even kaitkan dengan Zionis. well done
Hari tu sempat pergi Singapore jap buat video travel, harap korang enjoy dengan video ni 📷 #VisitSingapore #PassionMadePossible
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Crazy how many people in the replies don't realize this is a joke 🤣🤣🤣
I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones. Not earbuds. The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe. I asked if everything was alright. He said yes, he’s just trying to focus. I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration. He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job. I told him we track human presence, not just output. He asked how presence is measured. I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important. Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.
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I admire those that go great lengths in the name of "anti Riba", but how in all practicality is it supposed to work? I have forever had this problem in my mind.
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🤣 Malaysia is wild
Masih tak leh hadap harga ke langit 17 tapi jual tepi jalan, bawah panas, letak atas meja mamak camtu. Sapa suh pakai ingredients kayangan? Ko yg cari pasal! Dah tahu tempat ko jual tahap makcik goreng pisang aje, tapi ngengada nak play victim? Sendiri salah market!
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Reminds me of that news when an MP rasmikan pembukaan ATM 🤣
AR Homestay Pasir Mas D’Kelar menawarkan pengecasan percuma kepada tetamu, manakala pemilik EV lain juga dialu alukan menggunakan kemudahan yang disediakan. #KelantanDaily #BeritaKelantan #HomestayPasirMAs Baca artikel penuh: kelantandaily.com/2025/11/pe…
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brava
EPF recorded a 27% rise in total investment income for Q3 2025, reaching RM25.07 billion, up from RM19.67 billion in the same quarter last year. This lifted total investment income by 11% to RM63.99 billion for the first nine months of 2025, compared with RM57.57 billion in the same period last year. 🧵1
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Bookmarked
You got it What A Difference in 20 Years: Singapore MRT Map 2005 vs 2025
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Great, more water for Singapore? 🫤
Pusat data (data centre) di negeri Johor diunjurkan akan memerlukan 145 JLH (Juta Liter Sehari) bagi bekalan air tahun 2028 berdasarkan permohonan Kebenaran Merancang (KM). Pada ketika ini, keperluan bekalan air untuk pusat data hanyalah sekitar 6.10 JLH bagi tahun 2024 untuk 13 pusat data sedia ada. Johor merupakan negeri yang mempunyai pusat data terbanyak setakat ini, diikuti Selangor (9). Peningkatan hampir 23 kali ganda. 😐 Banyak weh. Makanya mmg betul banyak pusat data yang sedang dibina dan akan beroperasi di negeri Johor. Sustainable?
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Cuba deal with Crore and Lakh pulak 🤣
Indonesia is drafting a bill on rupiah redenomination, expected by 2027, to remove three zeroes from denominations without affecting purchasing power. The move aims to simplify transactions, boost economic efficiency, and strengthen the currency's credibility. 🧵1
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Another day at the airport. Still confuses me that some wear full on winter gear on flights that you would not expect one to 🤔
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I guess this is the literal manifestation of the saying "All wars have been started by men"
A viral video describes Prime Minister Takaichi's behavior at a recent APEC meeting as "embarrassing." Takaichi supporters have been positively evaluating such actions, and criticizing former PM Ishiba for acting more reserved in such settings.
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I think a lot of local brands took really big bets at KLGCC Mall. May it pay off well, amin 🤲🏻
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Very interesting point, if the dismissal was lawful
Since when mocking/condemning/humiliating a Malaysian Prime Minister during personal hours, has violated code of ethics at work? A Prime Minister is not even Royal Family, they are just common people ( Politicians elected). Since when politicians are untouchable?
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Sometimes I truly wonder wtf did just read on Threads
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