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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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I earn £100 grand a year.
I have a detached house. 2 cars and my wife is a full time home maker.
I can just about afford this. I probably couldn’t afford the house I own if I was buying for the first time today.
My salary puts me in the top 5% of earners in the UK.
Top 5% to have a similar standard of living to Homer Simpson.
That is a disgrace.
We have a flatter salary distribution than Soviet Russia and the highest taxes and borrowing costs we’ve seen in generations.
Success is almost impossible because our tax system means hard work makes you a stressed out tax cow, not wealthy and certainly not free.
We need something radical.
Less state.
More family.
Less handouts.
More reward for risk.
Instead. Tomorrow, Labour will offer another batch of policies which will send one message to aspirational Brits: why bother.
I read a piece in the FT this week about the price of being middle class in Britain now and it said a couple earning £436,000 combined take home £216,000. That’s a crazy amount of tax, and it doesn't include VAT on purchases, council tax, stamp duty or other taxes (I think does include pension contributions). I can’t stop thinking about it.
Mount and Rashford taking home half a million a week
The cost of dismissing Michael Carrick and hiring a replacement was a factor in sticking rather than twisting [@TheAthleticFC]
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Fleetwood's winning penalty taker Conor Haughey on the League Two side's shock victory over Arsenal 🗣️
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🤩 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙎 🤩
📸 Glentoran’s youngest ever first team player Conor Haughey scoring the winning penalty to knock Arsenal out of the League Cup for Fleetwood.
Made in the Irish League 🌟
#GlentoranFC • #IrishLeague
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Paul Scholes tells Bruno Fernandes he's FINISHED as a captain - and should 'just go to Saudi Arabia to get out of the way' - after throwing his Man United boss Michael Carrick under the bus trib.al/SKHvKdj
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JUST IN: Anthropic acquires a one-person biotech startup that used Claude to coordinate 11 laboratories and develop experimental treatments for rare childhood diseases.
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i'm told ineos were underprepared, as well as financial reasons being the main reasons as to why they decided to keep carrick. literally nearly every staff expected carrick to go after bournemouth. it's so bad that it's laughable
Understand one of the main reasons #MUFC have decided to keep Michael Carrick is due to financial reasons. Sir Jim Ratcliffe made the final decision after talks involving Glazers, Berrada & Wilcox. Carrick could have #CFC, #Roma & #AVFC games. @UtdDistrict roundtable.io/sports/soccer/…
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BREAKING: Putin invites Zelenskyy to Moscow for direct peace talks, with the Kremlin promising “all necessary conditions will be ensured, including in terms of security.”
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‘Michael Carrick will be given time to turn things around’ and ‘the hierarchy do not want to rush next steps’ should be read and digested for what it really is: an indecisive club without any succession planning or contingencies because it doesn’t have clarity of identity in the first place. A club that often takes the cheap instead of the smart or right route because of the crippling Glazer debt, plus decision-makers who are never aligned - except in their own self-preservation. And it ends up costing more.
It explains the chaotic nature of lurching from one coaching philosophy to its extreme, to revisiting candidates that were on the agenda - some as far back as 2019 - that were already ruled out, to having a shortlist of options with nothing in common to take over a mishmash team that has suffered from horrid squad planning; both in incomings and exits.
Blame the players, blame the name in the dugout while the people who brought them to Manchester United, kept them, created the absolute opposite of a culture of excellence are allowed to rinse and repeat.
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REVEALED - the true extent of Man City’s financial advantage via cheating: £4.6bn?
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🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal have been eliminated from the Carabao Cup by League Two side Fleetwood Town.
Fleetwood Town currently sit 18th in League Two.
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"He hated Man United!" 😳
Peter Schmeichel doesn’t understand Jason Wilcox’s involvement at Manchester United.
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There are several reasons why Michael Carrick has been granted a stay of execution.
But don't underestimate the power of the Stretford End in all this. #MUFC
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Good luck to the committed Carrick this weekend. But this #mufc regime are worse than Woodward's. Not the first time they've lost their nerve when it comes to a necessary change of manager and the incompetence is rather breathtaking now. Or they're looking after themselves.
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#mufc initially planned on dismissing Carrick but inability to find common ground on a replacement has reprieved him. Was unclear on Monday night whether he'd take training before club confirmed he would stay 40 hours after FT vs Bournemouth
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🚨 CARRICK LATEST
🔺 Stays as Utd boss for now
🔺 Chance to turn season around
🔺 45yo still under big pressure
🔺 He took training on Tuesday
🔺 Followed #mufc crisis talks on Monday
🔺 Chelsea, Roma, Villa next 3 games
mol.im/a/16242375 via @MailSport
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Man United's sporting management lurching chaotically from coach to coach, having no contingency plan, no squad foresight, no overarching idea and targeting managers with entirely different ideals of playing makes more sense when you consider they may not be the best in class.
Michael Carrick will be given more time to turn Manchester United's fortunes around after a meeting of the club's hierarchy on Monday.
Carrick's position as head coach appeared under serious threat following Sunday's 3-0 defeat at home to Bournemouth, a result which left United 16th and without a win in their last eight matches in all competitions.
However, following talks on Monday between the club's senior leadership figures, including co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe, CEO Omar Berrada and director of football Jason Wilcox, the decision has been made to give Carrick and the players more time.
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