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Jarah Macfarlane

@jarahmacf

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Joined May 2020
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A SANDISK BULL CASE
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Holy Bible
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Heavenly Father, give me strength to resist temptation and stay faithful to Your Word. Guide my thoughts and actions, and help me choose what is right. When I am weak, be my strength and lead me away from evil. In Jesus’ name, Amen 🙏.
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@AlyssafarahNov 4
The country is not Far Right and it’s not Far Left. Whichever Party manages to figure that out and govern accordingly will do well!
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10 thoughts after the midterms: 1. The prediction markets were right, once again 2. Trump and the MAGA crowd are in big trouble 3. This was decided, as it always is, by the center 4. That war in Iran was probably a bad idea 5. Trump is even more likely to double down and escalate now 6. Nothing will get done in congress until 2028 7. 2028 will see a democrat elected, as long as they don’t fuck it up 8. That Democrat will be Jon Ossoff or Gavin Newsom 9. That democrats running mate will be Kamala Harris, AOC , Ilhan Omar, or Abdul El-Sayed 10. America isn’t back… she never left.
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Turns out Trump’s approval rating is just inverted gas prices r of 0.96
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With the Blue Wave confirmed i’d like to announce my pronouns are margin/called
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This is a good point
Keyser Soze (@KeyserSozeThree) profile pictureKeyser Soze
@KeyserSozeThreeNov 4
Know who is biting the pillow in tears tonight? Every Silicon Valley CEO who kissed Donald Trump’s ass for patronage to sell an AI mirage along the San Jose dust bowl horizons. That’s who. No future backstops, no bailouts. They’re fucked. Hard.
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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities. My name is Sam Darnold and I’m the quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks.
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No matter who wins control of the Senate today, you specifically (yes you reading this) still suck at fantasy football
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It’s so nice to see everyone giving us their election takes #Democracy 🇺🇸
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQNov 2
"sir we're up 30 but he still has JSN…"
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9/12 #notbad
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@jarahmacfNov 1
Cowboys Jaguars Browns Buccs Bills Lions Raiders Bengals Chargers Pats Broncos Commanders Hawks
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I wish I could short a person, who's building this @ycombinator ?
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Fantasy teams with Lamar Jackson today
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@BNONewsNov 1
WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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Justin Herbert is such dogshit
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Cowboys Jaguars Browns Buccs Bills Lions Raiders Bengals Chargers Pats Broncos Commanders Hawks
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@jarahmacfOct 30
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A SANDISK BULL CASE
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Just saw a kid trick-or-treating without a bag, best CJ Stroud costume I’ve ever seen
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Gator Jay@stupiddretardOct 31
That Halloween party looked sick dude! Ever thought about dressing up for your wedding? What about putting on a suit to go sign a job offer? You’re almost 30.
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As an adult man you’ll realize Halloween is an awesome holiday for a whole other (better) reason than when you were a kid
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OPEN AI TO TARGET 1.25T VALUATION AT IPO, DOWN FROM 1.4T
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