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Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
My little @bucees at White House Halloween π
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
Me after hitting send and replying βPatriotβ to one of my mutuals for the 100th time this week
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
Incredible booking
"I had three beers, okay!"
Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would βfire all Republicansβ.
πΊ youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU
@piersmorgan
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
It's 2026 and he still has Lincoln Project in the bio.
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
@DHH is π―. Recycling plastic is a scam on all of us by the industry. The fastest way to wake everyone up from this hallucination is to ban plastic recycling. For first timers to this topic, start here:
npr.org/2020/03/31/822597631β¦
washingtonpost.com/climate-sβ¦
Most domestic recycling efforts are empirically retarded, counterproductive, and require you don't value your time. Their real function is to fill the God-shaped hole, sized for penance, prayer, and sacrifice, in people's souls. wsj.com/opinion/most-recycliβ¦
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
βI mean, all my friends know Iβm kinkyβ as hell, he said, using a saltier word. βI make Christian Grey look like amateur hour.β
nytimes.com/2026/10/07/style⦠via @NYTimes
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
Literally the greatest fundraising story of all time, no hyperbole found.
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
This race is between a change candidate, and a change of address candidate.
10 years of one-party control has given us a cancer crisis, a water quality crisis, and has left Iowa families strapped to afford gas & groceries. It's time to rotate the crops here in Iowa.
#IAGov #GovDebate
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
Rob Sand canβt manage a budget. He overran his own budget in his 1st year and had to be bailed out by @KimReynoldsIA.
@RobSandIA asked for a 70 percent increase this year.
He wants higher taxes and more spending.
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
to be fair I get why academia is mortally terrified of hiring conservatives the last time they did it was newt gingrich and he shattered a century of democrat domination of the house.
Patriot of the day: Newt Gingrich
(π·: 27 year old Newt Gingrich when he was a history professor as the University of West Georgia in 1970.)
During his team at the college, Gingrich took unpaid leave to run for U.S. house and losing two times.
He would finally get elected in 1978, going onto become one of the most recognizable conservative firebrands in the history of the former Confederate States to that point.
He's still around and active in politics today, an avid supporter of the Republican party and Donald Trump.
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
I'm crying πππ
Hahaha, they've got pictures of @NASAAdmin and @elonmusk stuck up in the ISS!! πππ
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
This guy was a Dem House staffer but sure.
Opinion: Iβm a lifelong Republican. Iβm voting Rob Sand for governor. | Opinion desmoinesregister.com/story/β¦
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
President Xi announced he was giving Pandas to the US and the great dragons have made a sign of approval.
Your offering is acceptable.
Jared Small ππΌββοΈ retweeted
Fired over barn signs is diabolical
SCOOP: Inside the tumult of Mary Peltola's Senate campaign in Alaska and her time on Capitol Hill.
Peltola is known publicly as kind and affable. But aides recall angry outbursts, slurs and a shove. (She also required staff to feed a pet chameleon.)
nytimes.com/2026/09/23/us/poβ¦
