Broadway and Television actor/coach. Husband to Whitney, Dada to Frankie and Luna. “Amusingly Dopey”- The NY Times
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✨BROADWAY STARS UNITE TO
PERFORM ‘A REAL NICE CLAMBAKE’✨
Nobody asked for it, nobody needed it, but BY GOD YOU’RE GETTIN IT. This year has been hard enough, we all deserve a laugh. And what better way than a song about soup ingredients. Enjoy! 🦞🍤🦪
youtu.be/mt8ZzXzj2gY
Am I the only person who simultaneously enjoys @TheJimCornette and @THEVinceRusso ? Dont make me choose! 🥰
@julieklausner omg just heard you mention the insane CLAMBAKE song in CAROUSEL and during the pandemic I decided to do a version of it with Bway Stars over-committing to the bit and I hope you like it 🥲
@QTMarshall hey man! I’m a NY based Bway TV and Film actor/coach. Been a passionate wrestling fan for 3 decades! I’d love to pick your brain about the possibility of an acting coach position in a wrestling company for promos? With experience on camera as well as the stage, I
iPhone autocorrected my lunch order from Honey Mustard to HINEY and I almost kept it…just to be sassy 💃🏼🍴🍑
If there’s a better way to open a straw than banging it like a child onto a hard surface, I don’t want to hear it!
Katz’s Deli has begun targeting me on Instagram with highly pornographic Pastrami videos and I’m the opposite of upset about it.
I unlocked $43 Rush tickets for Appropriate on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/31352…
Crowded Subway Conductor: “don’t overcrowd please, there’s another train directly behind us”
Real New Yorkers: “my Ass there is”
To the utility worker smoking a Cigar while servicing a local power line; you START that weekend early babeh.
While I’m impressed by my phone’s technological capability to transcribe and punctuate my voice to text; it COMPLetely misses my unIQue and inDIVidual mode of enTHUsiasm!
*I didn’t use it for this 😭*
Registering Luna for a popular summer camp WHILST running at a brisk treadmill clip is one of my few, proud, Zaddy Moments.
There are now TWO local Pizza Establishments, of high repute, that answer my calls:
“Hey Jared! The usual?”
If you need me, I’ll be drafting my memoirs
✍️🍕🌅
my taxes just raised $1,000 a year which is actually good because I was afraid I’d forget what murderous rage feels like
Just had a really New York Moment where I saw a guy drop some big boxes in the middle of the street, felt great pity for him…and then kept walking 🗽
i don’t want to make false claims that I’m GODS GIFT TO HOME REPAIR but I just snaked the drain of my washing machine and it’s not leaky anymore so
Me: “lu! Come down, it’s time to go to school!”
Lu: “just a minute, dad. I’m making YOUR side of the bed”
#TheShade
Luna Sass Update:
When I’m sweaty and get near her, she’s moved on from the juvenile ‘you smell like poop’ to the HILARIOUS:
‘you smell like baked beans’
#doingsomethingright
@JRsBBQ not only do you still GOT IT, but you still GETTIN it my man! 💪🫡👏