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πŸ’‹ mary faghagdalene 🚬

@jasproses

bq β€’ any pronouns β€’ world’s best ex-girlfriend

 1997 β€’ SEATTLE
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Museum@DailyClassicArtSep 10
Henriette Ronner-Knip - "Mother and kittens playing with a hand mirror" (1900)
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hanging out with the girls
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Β§@synfpunkNov 7
coworker showed up after a 1 month hiatus and turned off the corporate christmas playlist to put on brand new chanel$
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Descartes Regen πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡±πŸ‡§@SnekysonJuniorNov 7
Rendered clothes with no interior-lineart folds for the first time
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middle-age meddlers
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spec 🌻🌿@_officialspecNov 7
zine i made to show people my cats
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helena@killbygirlNov 7
in case you guys don't understand how stupid my life is recently: 2 weeks ago i quoted this tweet to people and they didn't get it because they had never seen it so they filed a no-contact order against me
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Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) βš”οΈ (@Nomads4Pritzker) profile picture
Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) βš”οΈ
@Nomads4PritzkerNov 7
There's this city called Chicago, Illinois
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Do polish people exists anywhere but twitter telegram and discord
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smoked that shit that makes cantina band sound way too good #NoiseComplaint
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mr. gravy cheeks@JawwwwwshNov 6
Visiting your friends in Ballard counts as a tax deductible charitable contribution
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Commuting to Ballard after work on a weekday
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sera@euchreismNov 7
just discovered this account
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rust belt roadtrip@gmoultNov 7
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Do polish people exists anywhere but twitter telegram and discord
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him tiedecker
@tiedeckerNov 7
???
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@tiedeckerNov 4
wtf is this guy’s deal? dude made one box office hit and started moving crazy
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doodled a sequel comic, didn’t love it, but these guys delight me a teensy bit
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lauv β˜†*@lauvleyrosesNov 6
inheritance
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✧ Luca ✧ comms paused@mewmewdoppioNov 6
Feeling #yuriful in the house tonight
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Gaga Daily
@gagadailyNov 4
When a gay guy plays you Lady Gaga’s 2009 VMAs performance of β€œPaparazzi” and tells you his first reaction, that’s a sign of respect in their culture
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😎@EveBabitz3Nov 5
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I swear to gawd I saw this soft launched in an ao3 comment
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THE TRAILER IS FINALLY HERE!!!TRANNY JACKASS!!! DECEMBER 8TH!!! trannyjackass.com
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