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Joined February 2014
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Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this
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Vrabel, we need to make some defensive adjustments. Vrabel:
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There’s a higher than 99% chance Devito was drinking last night
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If Tommy DeVito is an NFL quarterback, I’m a straight man
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It was so obvious
Patriots General Hospital plays the Lions at 9 AM my Sunday really never had a chance
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AJ Brown is a waffle
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LMFAO. Yea just punt and they’ll go 95 then we’ll get another chance at it good job guys
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We should just forfeit this game. Most hurt team in the league and our coach has a fucking hangover this is so unserious.
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Field goals aren’t going to cut it we are not going to be able to defend
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Like this, and this, and that, and even this
Life was so good in 2011. Andy Samberg made Threw It On The Ground and people couldn’t believe that shit. People couldn’t believe that someone would just throw it on the ground. It couldn’t be thought of.
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To this day I still think this is my wildest interaction on this app
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A great day to be a USMNT fan
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Jamaica beat Mexico??? wtf? 😂
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2011 was the year my mother abandoned me but knowing this makes up for it. Threw It On The Ground was a masterpiece.
Life was so good in 2011. Andy Samberg made Threw It On The Ground and people couldn’t believe that shit. People couldn’t believe that someone would just throw it on the ground. It couldn’t be thought of.
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Job done in Leg 1! ☑️
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Flo Time. ⌚️ @balogun #USMNT x @VW
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YOU JUST STOLE A GOAL FROM BALOGUN WTF @Concacaf
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This game is literally peak #USMNT
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CHRISTIAN PULISIC FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX!
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