Economist at St Catherine's College, Oxford. 2026 Econ Substack Division A 3rd place runner up. Occasionally serious

Joined August 2022
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The problem that I have with nostalgia is that it's not what it used to be
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Sure sex is great and all but have you experienced Claude cleaning up your Zotero citations in 2 minutes?
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The sign of a true Leafs fan is total emotional and physical acceptance of Murphy's law
Holy hell the Canucks are atrocious (Leafs definitely losing to them on Saturday)
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Replying to @spittinchiclets
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Never leaving this site
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Not an overstatement to say Lula winning could save the planet by protecting the Amazon
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LULA.
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🇧🇷 Brazilian presidential election forecast at 11% counted Of course it's those numbers ... Source: seuimposto.com/#presidente~a
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How can you not love goalies?
Another Devin Cooley banger just dropped 🍿
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The annoying thing about Econ twitter is that when you see a Prof spouting garbage, you can't clap back because that paper will def never get published if you do
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My favorite quote: You gotta be shit first in order to get better
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I am starting to resent commas.
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AI has become so powerful, it can actually produce a TikZ graph
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Can Gen Z and Gen Alpha discover Annie Lennox please?
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Big day for dudes who write all of their passwords down on a slip of paper that they keep at their desk
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I cannot stress enough how AI has made teaching so much better. A joy even. Admin? Automated. Pulling updated data sets day of class for hot and fresh discussion? Done. Processing of new papers and materials. Easy peasy Incredible stuff.
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I guess something really bad is going down behind the scenes and we're not being told about it....
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JFC.
🚨 BREAKING: LINUX IS NOW FACING TWO CRITICAL SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, AND THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL KERNEL FIXES YET. Both rated 9.0/10 in severity. One could allow hackers to take control of vulnerable servers WITHOUT EVEN LOGGING IN. And the most alarming part? The flaws were made PUBLIC before patches were ready. Here's what's happening: → TWO CRITICAL RCE FLAWS: Both affect KSMBD, Linux's built-in SMB file server. → NO PASSWORD REQUIRED: One vulnerability could allow unauthenticated attackers to execute malicious code on vulnerable servers. → KERNEL-LEVEL ACCESS: Successful exploitation could potentially give attackers control within the Linux kernel itself. → NO MAINLINE PATCH YET: Both vulnerabilities were publicly disclosed before official kernel fixes were available. → DISCOVERED BY AI: Trend Micro's AI-powered security scanner identified the flaws. → SERVERS AT RISK: Linux systems running the vulnerable KSMBD service need immediate attention, especially if port 445 is exposed. First PHP. Then Node.js. Then GitLab. Then Python. NOW LINUX. And this time, the vulnerabilities are PUBLIC before the fixes are ready. If you manage Linux servers, CHECK YOUR EXPOSURE NOW.
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KSMBD is a rarely used optional in-kernel SMB server distinct from the common Samba implementation; it is not enabled or shipped by default on major distributions like RHEL, and the flaws affect only systems explicitly running it with port 445 exposed. thehackernews.com/2026/10/two-cv… threatlandscape.io/blog/ksmbd-zdi…
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tenho 18 anos. finalmente consegui um cigarro chinês de maracujá sem “pais ricos”. sem herança. eu não tive sorte. eu estabeleci uma meta e a alcancei. disciplina, consistência e prioridades.
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Amused to learn from this old Guardian article that the Gramsci quote so common now--"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters"--is actually another terrible mistranslation by Slavoj Žižek. The real Gramsci quote is duller but...
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