Jay Brannan

travelin soldier (the chicks) full song: instagram.com/tv/CFXWx_TpzXt…

Just logged on to say there really is nothing better on earth than women’s olympic gymnastics. Have loved it since Barcelona in 1992, will love it forever. ❤️‍🔥 #Olympics

And literally stop asking it every time anyone succeeds at anything ever.

Sinéad was a legend!! An earth-shattering voice, both musically and otherwise. Thank you Sinéad for your music and your courage.

i miss the days when we could do an activity without constantly being blocked by people filming themselves pretending to do that activity for social media

Y’all this tiny sad burger from mcdonalds was $8. Just the burger. $8. Before tax. Is it April fools?

Fedex, literally every time, informs me simultaneously that (a) my package is arriving early - today in fact! - and (b) my package also just arrived at a location very, very far away from me. FEDEX, IT CAN'T BE BOTH IT IS NEVER BOTH

am i the only person who finds it disturbing that class action settlement notifications cannot at all be differentiated from random phishing emails?

The amount of people who have podcasts & constantly bump the mic (like, physically) is really starting to get to me

Every time a podcaster pronounces it “furmiliar” instead of “familiar”, a fairy loses its wings. And y’all have literally de-winged all the fairies. Stop saying it like that

reading prince harry's book & the most shocking unsettling part of it all that i will never get over or forget...WHY DO THEY CALL TJ Maxx "TK Maxx"??? TK?? --- WHY IS IT "TK" THERE INSTEAD OF TJ???

and then it hit me: COVID, inflation, affordability crisis, disappearing middle class, drought, fires, flooding, climate change...what if this is all just the universe getting back at us for wearing JNCOs

if i'm reading a book and the character talks about "the cream tea we ate", is this a british thing, or is the author revealing to me this character is on drugs/incoherent/thinks you eat beverages?

When u get an erroneous medical bill (USA) Insurance: You have to call the lab Lab: You have to call the doctor Doctor: You have to call the billing dept Billing: You have to speak to a specialist Specialist: You have to call the Lab Lab: No Me: [dies of old age before resolving]

Hulu: watch “Titanic: 25 Years Later”! Me: omg I’m a million

--Me: How can I make garlic bread without an oven? --ChatGPT: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. **(j/k this is just me doing comedy)

uhFIIEEEEV HUNDRED TWENNNY FIEEEV THOWSUND SIX HUNNNNNDRIDD MINNNNIIIITTS

this anti-fees rant is so making up for all the word slurring ❤️

it's still considered fasting if you only had popcorn, correct?

The phlebotomist drew my blood today without saying a word to me while she was on a bluetooth call. Like a taxi driver. Why is American healthcare such a horror movie