Why do all of the boxing announcers YELL SO DAMN LOUD WHEN THEY TALK?! @netflix #watchingthisonmute

listening to the @MarchMadnessMBB commentators talk about Maluach’s shot blocking, all I could think about was how fun it was watching @etanthomas36 do it 424 times at @Cuse_MBB #CuseNation #bestinthebusiness

Hey @JimTeskeNC9 what is this? There was one thin cloud in the sky. Ice crystals coming down from it?? Was driving when I took these, in N Syr about 9:30 tonight. Weird streaks!

Is this cologne really just a fancy name for, Savage Fart?! #farts

Welp, 4 more years of some great @nbcsnl sketches!

Hey @FDSportsbook what’s the over/under on how many times Smoltz says #thenarrative ?! holy shit what did people say before that phrase?! Give it a rest already! #LADvsNYY

Like I said! Way to take advantage of the opportunity @seantucker2020 ! 14-136-TD 3-56-TD Love it! #syracusefootball @dallascowboys please trade for this man!

I think my wife looks like @MoMcCormick7 No?

Ask @JimTeskeNC9

So pumped that @therecordcomp is finally coming back to Syracuse! It’s been too long! See you on the 14th! 🤘🏻

Hey @MicahhParsons11 always wondered what u shook off on the last play of this game? My guess, u didn’t like DQ’s call so u took matters into your own hands! 🦁

Maria like so like wanted like Joey to like beg her like to stay like and when that like didn’t like happen she like back tracked, like. He should have said, like, c ya, like! #TheBachelor

#HOUvsBAL horrible spot, resulting in a punt.

Don’t care that I witnessed the @dallascowboys 90’s dynasty teams. The disappointment they continue to inflict on us fans for 30 years might no longer be worth my commitment to believe. Dak Romo Danny White McCarthy Garrett blame anyone you want doesn’t matter. #dallasiscursed

It’s only Friday & I’m already nervous for Sunday afternoon! 50+ yr @dallascowboys fan, you’d think after witnessing the dynasty of the 90’s & then 27 yrs of disappointment that I wouldn’t be so nervous! For the record, I still feel a 34-17 W! How we feeling #CowboyNation ?

#MEMvsLAL didn’t count but yep, @KingJames is feelin it!

Let’s say the ref gets the call right, 68 is eligible, what would have happened next is 68 would have been covered & never caught the 2pt cnv! He only caught it cuz no #DallasCowboys defender needs to cover a non eligible man! Oh by the way @dallascowboys D kicked ass all night!