Common sense enthusiast and equal opportunity offender. Your feelings aren't my responsibility.
Joined April 2012
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Today in 2026, Astros DH Yordan Alvarez is unanimously named the American League Most Valuable Player, joining Jeff Bagwell and Jose Altuve as the only Astros to win the MVP award.
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Every day in Austin, people die from random shootings and fentanyl overdoses.
The left refuses to lock up the offenders, clear drugs from the streets, or get addicts into treatment.
Liberals instead strike a humane pose immediately after an ICE-involved shooting.
Almost nothing is known about the incident, yet Democrats scramble to condemn ICE.
This is the political theatrics that no one actually subscribes to—if you have an IQ over 90.
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We push advanced skills for basic firemen and we wonder why basic firemen can't advance hose lines. – at West Point, VA
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I’m not anti-immigration. I’m anti-illegal immigration. There’s a difference. Merica.
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.@HillaryClinton Is that the same conscience you used when you left four Americans on their own to die in Benghazi?
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ISIS wants us dead & we damn near have a race war on our hands. But on the bright side, y'all love catchin' those Pokemon critters. Merica.