John Balderdash retweeted
when babies look at books and just go “aglogbbhlahlbakbk bluh guahoooooo” at the words like they’re actually reading it’s like alright, good point. that’s pretty much what it is
John Balderdash retweeted
Chess and poker are actually more similar than people realize (both are ultimately meaningless games and all victories will be for naught when we are called to return to the eternal void, which we among the mortal races have named "death").
John Balderdash retweeted
simulation theory is for people who didn’t quite develop object permanence as an infant
Instead of socialism, we should try sosalism- everything is the same but the national anthem becomes love sosa by chief keef
Not only did that grimes video reveal that SHE doesn’t know what either communism or AI are, it revealed that none of yawl know what they are
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John Balderdash retweeted
Lin Manuel Miranda is the type of guy to eat babies and be like "yo yo yo the babies weren't with the flow they had to go I am Lin Manuel Miranda and I like toes"
I’ve always thought the idea of a centrally planned economy that uses AI to predict needs and make labor allocations impartially was worth talking about and... I think that’s what she’s talking about(??) grimes is pure zeitgeist, cut her some slack lmao
John Balderdash retweeted
kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
You know how we keep talking about how Obama did horrible extrajudicial drone strikes? Biden just appointed the woman who was responsible for all that to director of national intelligence. I better see some infographics on that shit
Joe Biden’s first acts as president will be to shut down onlyfans and outlaw all memes besides rage comics. Brave and inspirational
John Balderdash retweeted
Many people at the Capitol right now have legal exposure for committing federal crimes.
Here is some of the relevant law...











