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Mars
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According to Apple my game is #113 in Casual(??) but I have no context for what that means in terms of how popular it is.
Help me get to #1! The more interest there is, the more inspired I'll feel to add cool game modes, control tricks, etc!
apps.apple.com/us/app/blockj…
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people too young to know may not realize that republicans were doing this exact same pearl clutching with everything obama said for 10 years
White regressives: "How DARE you call us racist! Also, nobody needs to learn about race in any critical capacity!"
Also white regressives: "Um excuse me, Mr. Police Sir [boot-licking sounds]?? I need you to come please shoot this little Black kid for being too good at soccer."
Police called on 3 year old Black boy—for being "too good" at soccer.
Officers escorted his family away in front of all the other kids.
After league had them tresspassed from the field.
“They really called the police on a 3 year old because he had the ball too much," dad said.
The young athlete was already playing in a league with kids 2 years older than him.
Other parents on the opposing team are heard on video claiming the kid was "trying to put on a show."
His mom replied, "Those grown ups huddled up talking about my son... but he ain't doing nothing but playing soccer."
Incident occurred at an i9 Sports league soccer game in Winter Park, Florida.
Nevadaney10 doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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this is hardly a new insight but there is basically zero social penalty for being bigoted against muslims in the united states today
(as a reminder, muhammed remains one of the most common names in the entire world)
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
I'm curious if they were trying to be deliberately tongue-in-cheek about this, with "ship awesome games in a weekend even if what comes out has bad details like a wrong amount of fingers" but either way this sucks. Who is this trying to impress?
Vibe your way to 50K.
The 2026 Epic AI MegaJam begins Nov 12: epic.gm/epic-ai-megajam-2026
ALT Red pill or blue pill meme from The Matrix, about choosing between two paths. Two open hands are held out on a black background. The red pill is labeled “Ship awesome games in a weekend.” The blue pill is labeled “Wait months to prototype.”
If you like Marry Me Chicken you might also enjoy Fuck Me Chicken but I would probably avoid making Kill Me Chicken even though it's by far the easiest of the three recipes
Working on a remake of the Flash game Don't Shit Your Pants as an open-world roguelike where you start out the game constantly losing by shitting your pants until you earn enough XP to level up and get upgrades that will help you stop shitting so much
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This is like seeing Jiminy Glick be interviewed by one his guests
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This grown man had a complete meltdown on LinkedIn because he’s unable to explain to his four-year-old daughter that a Halloween decoration is not real 💀
Waking up from a dream about a giant Spongebob pulling me through the various tunnels in his body for his sexual gratification, sitting bolt upright in bed and screaming, "I am a daughter of God & princess of heaven! Darkness cannot touch me! I am covered by the Blood of Jesus!"
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I guess the one smart thing Elon did was spending billions on this site, completing destroying its social and technical functionality, but knowing he’d be able to astronomically raise the valuation of his stock through influencing the opinions of the stupidest people alive.
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In another episode of “Things That Should Be Illegal”
NEW: Megadonors have now poured *2.3 billion* into the midterm elections.
Leading the pack is Elon Musk, the world's richest man, who is now the biggest individual political donor in American history.
Six donors have given $100M+. Read here:
washingtonpost.com/elections…
Hey @apple get your shit together: why, if I have “offload photos to reclaim space”, does Photos balloon up to take up all available storage on the phone to the point where it becomes nonfunctional as a device? I did a wipe and restore to try to fix it and instead it got worse.
Your idiot clowndick fucking “engineers”, who are probably all just huffing vibe-coded farts, need to make it so that “offload” means “so that there’s like at least 10GB of storage free”. Also what the fuck are you doing with “System Data”, a nebulous massive chunk of space?
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Begging democrats to offer more than a strongly worded letter to this
BREAKING: Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/ilhan-oma…
