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cattyrude.bsky.social
Joined March 2017
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fluffed up
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Replying to @tapwaterskeptic
ur not thaaaaat evil >w<
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Replying to @tapwaterskeptic
that’s actually insane dawg how
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Tsukino in a Rose Dress
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going β€œme when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Arlin πŸͺ½
@raccoonosamuOct 14
big tail problems
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my friends are worried about me
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shaving my armpits feels like being an angel clipping her own wings
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I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING IM BEING PONDERED
catty π”ŒΛ™.@jelqtutorialOct 26
Replying to @kat_moder
i get so fucking scared when he likes my posts
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mae phixel@_phixelOct 25
meimei in this video sounds like that one trumpet sting in miles davis bitches brew
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Newposter@Newposter2Oct 14
Important Update on all of my Inventions
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Replying to @kat_moder
i get so fucking scared when he likes my posts
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Replying to @ileakfromkisses
he tried to play it at gasworks and his laptop crashed :/
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Replying to @femtater
πŸ₯Ί
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Replying to @sharkwithaura
u too pimp
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apollo@pmoreforarmorOct 24
how life has been lately
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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j aubrey 🀠@jaubreyYTOct 25
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Replying to @lor2mgg
woaaa so sick!!!
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Replying to @tapwaterskeptic
i hate you
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just pissed for over a minute straight who want me
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Replying to @KingOutbvck
stick around buddy might just learn a thing or two
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