Writer (Forbes, Time, HuffPost, Parents Magazine, ScaryMommy, etc.), Stand-up Comic and Television Addict.

New York
Joined March 2010
Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
I had no idea Matthew McConaughey was this fucking stupid. This woman has a few choice words for him.
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
I never once remember a protest against Joe Biden like this. This is Boston. No Kings Protest. Oh that’s right Joe Biden didn’t think he was a king. He just wanted to make America better for everyone.
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
➕📄 Cuál es el error que las empresas cometen después de contratar talento neurodivergente. En @forbesargentina, ✍️ reportaje de @jennjaypal, traducido de @Forbes. forbesargentina.com/liderazg…
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My latest piece for @Forbeswomen explores why women lose hair, when to seek help, treatment options, wigs and toppers, hair restoration, and why we need to talk about it more openly. Click here to read: forbes.com/sites/jenniferpal… #WomensHealth #HairLoss
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
This should outrage every American. This is the president of the United States telling Iran to bomb American cities. I live in Los Angeles, but that’s beside the point. Tommorow it could be your city. My fellow Americans, this is not normal. This is not funny. This behavior should ring alarm bells for us all!
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SHOULD NEVER SUGGEST THAT IT'S "A SMALL PRICE" FOR 2 OF OUR CITIES TO BE HIT BY A FOREIGN ADVERSARY. IMPEACH HIM NOW, FFS.
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Does anyone know why @DisneyPlus plays commercials during everything now???? Don’t we pay enough NOT to have any???
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
Imagine Sen. Eric Schmitt R-MO thinking he had a 'gotcha' moment at a hearing with Jack Smith - "I think you've already perjured yourself" - and it turns out his staff doesn't know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes - unbelievable.
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who appreciates Amy Klobuchar's brilliant defense of Jack Smith, and her exposing the desperate antics of Eric Schmitt as the Schmitthead he is. She didn't let Smith get steamrolled. SHE was the steamroller.
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I'm not sure if it's that it's been raining so much, or that the news has been so heavy, but I think it's a good time to remember the wise words of Maya Angelou. I know there's a lot of negativity, division and vitriol online these days, but I'm going to try to work harder to be something positive (even when I don't feel very positive!)
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
These privileged frat bros gang graped a girl and invited others to join in. The story was buried, only two were expelled (Cornell suspensions are for genocide protestors) and we are only hearing about it now because the victim is suing. Cornell protected them, the police protected them, the system protected them. This the Epstein class. This is how it’s bred.
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“I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, Jack…” Gilda Catner relaxes on her lounge chair on a rainy Sunday afternoon. #sheissoextra #bengalcatworld #gildacatner
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We DON'T have Roe v Wade because of Susan Collins. We DO have Brett Kavanagh because of Susan Collins. VOTE. HER. OUT!!!
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Being a professional writer is 10% writing and 90% creating increasingly unhinged file names while insisting, “FINAL_Final_v2_USETHISONE_GODDAMMIT.” 😂 #freelancewriter #writerslife #author
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Just another Monday crushing my goals. I can squeeze you in between stirring the pot and poking the bear...
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
Hilarious.
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Jennifer "Jay" Palumbo retweeted
The huge Crowd of protesters have spoken Mr President. You can’t force your name on Kennedy Center because it was only created to Honor the Memory of JFK not any other President especially the one who has broken every single law in the book.
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