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jermops, before he was cool

@jermops

Maker. Doer. Wind Enthusiast. Cloud Snarkitect @Grokability. he/him. @jermops@hachyderm.io

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Joined March 2009
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OH: yeah, that is jermops for ya… “Weird use case” – at San Francisco, CA
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Corey Quinn
@QuinnyPigJun 5
Job interview: "What happens when I go to Google in my browser? Describe the TCP handshake." "I send a SYN, Google responds with a SYN-ACK, then I send an ACK that Google receives, assuming they haven't deprecated their networking stack in the interim."
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*sigh* @BankofAmerica : you may not use a PO box as your address also @BankofAmerica :
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You want my _mailing_ address? accept PO boxes asshats
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Business class 1/2 the price of premium economy? 🤔 Go home @united, you're drunk
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Dr. Jen Golbeck@jengolbeck2 Nov 2024
🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud. ⛔️These people are wrong⛔️ I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/
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Italics are important for subtlety and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 🍃 (@charscrawls) profile picture𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 🍃@charscrawls22 Oct 2024
“never italicise words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well your reader will know. you don’t need them!” me: oh 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? listen up buddy, you will have to pry my emotional support italics from my 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, they are going 𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
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PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld24 Oct 2024
My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She's becoming a night mare.
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Well that's some unfortunate story placement
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Love being in NYC for the cuisine alone... there are French places on every corner, it seems!!
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Mark C.@LargeCardinal12 Oct 2024
I have been laughing at this entirely too long...
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Mueller, She Wrote
@MuellerSheWrote30 Sep 2024
NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/
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Natali@UberDorkGirlie11 Sep 2024
Dear Fellow White People, Remember that future President Harris needs to walk a line he doesn’t. If she gets mad or a little too loud, she will be seen as “an angry black woman.” We need to appreciate the fucking restraint she has shown. I would have punched him by now.
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Ken Westin@kwestin4 Sep 2024
Replying to @snipeyhead
“It looked like a couch”🛋️
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OH: "random usb sticks are the glory holes of technology" -@theavigoldman
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Brian Goetz@BrianGoetz15 Aug 2024
Replying to @skamille
Resiliency requires something that resembles inefficiency, and we suck at prioritizing future resiliency in the face of unknown crises over present efficiency. A seemingly unlearnable lesson.
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1am... good gawd
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It's 10:21pm... Vegas was a mistake
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My Lyft driver heard met futzing with something and asked if it was a Flipper. i replied "Not that you know of" with a grin, and w/o missing a beat he made a show of inviting me to plug my phone into one of his usb "charging" cables #defcon32 needs to pay its speakers more ;)
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It's 10:21pm... Vegas was a mistake
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