@jerseydevil_82

C-Town Talent. From Toms River, NJ home of the Fighting Al Leiters. Can eat a peach for hours. Drinks well with others.

 Lakeland, FL
Joined July 2010
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Still look & feel like a fat fuck but apparently I'm down 23 lbs since last year. 🤷
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IGNITION was released on this day in 1992 🔥 Watch “Session” live at JUST THE PUNK STUFF 2026 🔥 youtu.be/DJp_yioFMh8?si=wYV7…
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Radar guns and analytics can measure almost everything in this game. None of them can measure guts and nuts.
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I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.
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Never thought I would randomly hear a woman in RaceTrac say "What I really want are some Good & Plenty."
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10 Bands I've seen live The Offspring Stereomud Iron Maiden Ghost The Cure Moonspell Sevendust Disturbed Judas Priest Chevelle
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@DirtbagDarylSep 20
10 Bands I've seen live Better Lovers Mastodon Deafheaven Cloakroom Counterparts 200 Stab Wounds Poison the Well Throwdown Hatebreed Slayer
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Back in the kitchen where I belong!
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Well this playlist couldn'tve started any better. @BrittSoMuch
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I will never be convinced otherwise how @DirtbagDaryl landed Mrs. Dirtbag.
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ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GA GA OR GO GO FUCK YOURSELF
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They're literally the ones that broke everything in Florida, but they're running campaigns that say "vote for us so we can fix everything we broke." This is how stupid MAGA & republicans are. This isn't satire... it's just sad.
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I think the scales at @Publix are broken. There's no way I'm under 240 lbs let alone what's seen here.
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Down to the nub & then some.
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FUCK. BARRY. BONDS.
Not Gaetti
@notgaettiAug 6
OTD in 1998, John Olerud celebrated his birthday by turning an epic 3-6-3-2 triple play against the San Francisco Giants He starts it with an awesome pick and ends it by making a terrific throw home
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People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves
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Things @notgaetti says about waiting to see Randall "Tex" Cobb play Doug Jones on the big screen.
Not Gaetti
@notgaettiJul 11
An absolute mountain of a man
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PLEASE SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FUCKING YOURSELF
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Let pitchers hit again.
Codify
@CodifyBaseballMar 25
Completely fix baseball in four words.
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