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Jesse Armstrong

@jessearmstrong

[Note to self: fill this bio with stuff that I pathetically think makes me sound cool]* *mission accomplished

 Dallas, TX, USA
Joined August 2007
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RENEW99! teapawt.org/iamstephbeatz/status/9…
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Tweet these words: #brooklyn99 #RenewB99 teapawt.org/xteenamahree/status/99…
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Jen Richards@SmartAssJen2 Sep 2016
I rarely meet men in real life as extraordinary as ones on film, and rarely see women on film as extraordinary as ones I know in real life.
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I'm up against a book written by Stephen King's entire family, I need your vote! goodreads.com/choiceawards/b…

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The Call Out.. #BreakfastBlend
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I think life is gas lighting me.
My Eclipse photo Dallas at Peak time!
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Observational Hazards. #BreakfastBlend
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Have more. Pay Less. #BreakfastBlend #Congress #Taxes
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Imma boutta binge watch some Netflix Anne of Green Gables up in here. – at Southeast Dallas, Dallas
Nailed it! teapawt.org/InternetHippo/status/8… – at Dallas, TX
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Reminder: this film is set in 2017.
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Watch this show! It’s free and one of my favorite shows in years! shareotherspace.tumblr.com #ShareOtherSpace
That time on Star Trek: Voyager when Harry Kim hit an alien woman in the head with a sculpture. – at Uptown-Knox-Henderson, Dallas
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NOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES13 Dec 2016
COULD HAVE BEEN NICE teapawt.org/sickofwolves/status/77…
NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) profile pictureNOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES14 Sep 2016
INSTEAD OF HAVING AN ELECTION HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS AND NEVER RETURNING
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