Dave Wilkie

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Hey @Publix Shopping isn't so pleasurable now that you've gone with the packaged produce that's significantly pricier. I will shop at the Winn-Dixie hell-hole soon if you don't quit messing with us. It's a trust thing, and you're violating it. Up your game and quit this BS.

Too many dudes think they're Batman

The national epidemic I most want eradicated? Sauntering across parking lots with zero thought to traffic.

I think there's one thing we can all agree on re #Brexit , that is the stupidest term ever, like Bennifer & Brangelina.

Sure, unify the Koreas. But what about the Carolinas, Dakotas and Virginias?

The moment an app requires that I need to sign in with Facebook to use it, it gets deleted forever.

Scheduling a 30 min meeting for what should take 5 min, so you talk bullshit for 25. Thanks. You aren't required to fill the time, ya know.

Brady on the ground after throwing a pick is what America needs. #NEvsDEN

Why's winning the lotto always compared to being struck by lightning? When someone gets struck by lightning, should they buy a lotto ticket?

Gators getting it done. Three shots in the first half? Might get drunk. #ufvsmiss

Funeral, graduation, party, hike & bike. The work week will seem easy.

Gonna reactivate this feed.

Your strong condemnation of the [insert recent tragedy] does absolutely nothing. Oh, that's right. It makes you look good.

#googlenews You've become TMZ. I trust Russia Today more than you. Your whole site is bought. And it sucks.

Tim Horton's family got screwed. Bought out for 1 million in '74. Sold for over 11 billion today. Lesson: don't drink & drive.

I no longer keep candy on my desk. And I now no longer have awkward drop ins from people just saying hi who then go, "oh! Hershey's kisses!"

The world needs another blog by a tattooed, bearded, too tight shirt wearing guy from Brooklyn all about how to be a man in the 21st century

People who schedule hour long meetings for Friday at 4pm. Why do you inflict your misery and self hatred on the rest of us?

The brief contains these words: cycle, leveraging, non-peak, robust, enhance, integrated, trigger. AE must've time traveled from 2001.