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terminally online engineer

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Joined April 2023
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This is amazing @jtpower . You are a champion
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Replying to @AnyTattoos
Keenan & Kel school of acting.
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If @grok stops working for blue checkmarks, im canceling mine
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Hey everyone our friend and great Patriot @BuzzPatterson has been locked out Please help! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
My husband’s account has been hacked and he’s blocked from posting. Please rectify this. @X and @Support
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I agree that cyclists on the road can be irritating. What's even more frustrating though is people on bike trails. Far more dangerous
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Hearing "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons, in the work place bathroom, makes me think of all the encouraging songs we used to sing to my toddler when we were potty training her.
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Replying to @TotalProSports
God that’s AWFUL. Anyone have the clip?
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Suffered high blood pressure for years. No more. All diet & exercise. No meds.
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The Matrix, but the woman in the red dress is Megan Fox.
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m dead!! 🤣🤣🤣
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When a bitch steals your tweet and it gets more likes
When a bitch steals your tweet and it gets more likes
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Wore a different "No Fear" tshirt everyday of middle school
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Got cited $250 by my HOA, then the money mysteriously disappeared from my account. Emails went nowhere. I joined an HOA resident focus group, added it to my email signature, and sent another email. Magically, the $250 reappeared. No response. 😂
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Another layer
wait how many quote posts fit in a single post now
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Guy at party: "you watch sports?" Me: "Here and there. What have you been watching?" Guy at party: "Nothing. I'm not really into sports"
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This shit hit me in the fucking soul man
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Remember that time Tim Walz commended Kamala Harris for "running a mean pick six" in Madden?
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Hot Dog Lobby
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This week X has been weird, and I love it
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A lot of awesome new accounts showing up on my timeline today
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