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This man just does not move me. He is very conventionally attractive I’m sure he’s lovely, but every time I look at him there’s nothing on the plate.
I should be outside in a club rn in a witch costume but noooo im not allowed stupid fucking life man
Face timing a regular law abiding citizen who isn’t public on any social platforms with all 32 teeth out is genuinely so😭
going out with the worst cramps known to man, no makeup, and a slick back cus I need my brows done #sacrifices
Let’s put that money to actual use and donate it to humanitarian charities instead of porn sites
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The polar bears realising their ice caps are safe for a month cus haalingham and heated rivalry fans won’t use Claude to write fics for a month cus ao3 is down
Terrible day for 90% of FC Barcelona fans
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my pet fish is mad at me cus I made my mum feed him instead of doing it myself in morning now he won’t swim to the surface when I call his name













