@jimorrison

You could be laughing, Sixty five percent more of the time

 Kitchener, Ontario
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Joined August 2008
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I choose laughing.
Big Think
@bigthink3 Jun 2021
This infographic shows how you’re most likely to die — 1 in 4,949 will die by tripping over their own feet 😣 bit.ly/34JaWd0
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For those who have never known and the old fucks who forgot. theguardian.com/technology/2…

Why I gave the world wide web away for free | Tim Berners-Lee

My vision was based on sharing, not exploitation – and here’s why it’s still worth fighting for

theguardian.com
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Nothing but 🦋s.
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Punk's not dead
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Another Winter Olympics and still no downhill biathalon.
Good time to invest in Spacely Sprockets and Cogswells Cogs.
Reuters
@Reuters24 Jan 2022
Boeing invests $450 mln in flying taxi developer Wisk reut.rs/3582Qy7
Toad sipped his tea. 'Frog,' he asked, 'are you making this up?' 'Maybe yes and maybe no,' said Frog.
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2022 coming out of the gate strong. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fis…

Fish fell from the sky in East Texas

"No, this isn’t a joke,” city officials in Texarkana said.

nbcnews.com
What Woody said.
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Honestly, aren’t we all playing with house money? Enjoy yourself kids, it's later than you think
Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports18 Dec 2021
Super B-Day to Keith Richards. Playing with house money since about 1965.
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Sums up any leadership gig.
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Scottie Barnes is available out of the pen tonight
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He’s playing chess while the other parties are playing checkers. Next year’s provincial campaign will see the rollout of 2.6 billion buck a beer beers.
Richard Southern
@RichardCityNews15 Sep 2021
NEW - The Financial Accountability Office found the Ford government spent $2.6 billion less than planned in the fiscal first quarter (April 1, 2021 to June 30, 2021). “In the health sector, the Province did not spend any of the $2.7 billion COVID-19 Response transfer payment.”
Look at those glorious Canadian hall of fame domes!
Larry Walker@Cdnmooselips338 Sep 2021
What a day!! So proud to join the great Fergie Jenkins!!
Jim Morrison retweeted
Goodable
@Goodable5 Sep 2021
Kindness is free. Pass it on...
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Siri, define dumb mother fucker
Bloomberg Originals
@bbgoriginals5 Sep 2021
NYC is reevaluating its storm preparedness strategy in the wake of Ida. "Now we understand there has to be a different kind of evacuation for folks in basement apartments and in some other areas of the city as well," Mayor Bill de Blasio said Friday trib.al/YMeBrVk
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We ain’t all pucks.
Goodable
@Goodable18 Aug 2021
Meanwhile in Canada: A teenager thought he was making too much noise by bouncing a basketball on his driveway — for hours at a time. How did his neighbors respond? By buying him a basketball net. 🇨🇦 ♥️

A net of gratitude for Edmonton teenager

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How do I get me a Waffle House?
CityNews Kitchener@CityNewsKIT5 Aug 2021
Guelph's Denny's set to open Friday bit.ly/37mTuwl
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Day two of free agency. Working my skills and waiting on the call. Doesn’t have to be Lowry numbers. Will give up some term.
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Canadian summer can officially start #BlueJays are home
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