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JJ

@jjmac

Musician and band from Chicago.

 Wicker Park, Chicago
jjgahagan.bandcamp.com
Joined March 2007
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The CIA once spent $20 million on a cat equipped with gear to spy on the Soviets, but it was hit by a taxi.
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No matter how hard you pinch the extra skin on your elbow, you will not feel pain.
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#nuthuggers RT @ComplexMag: Are skinny jeans causing physical damage to your manhood? Doctors say yes. cmplx.it/NPxVBU
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RT @rawdawgbuffalo: Eyeless shrimp and fish with lesions are becoming common in Gulf Coast [BUT #FDA SAYS SAFE TO EAT] rawdawgb.blogspot.com/2012/0…
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Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates both signed a promise agreeing to give away half their wealth over the course of their lifetime.
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The American Dream is just that...a DREAM, what's your reality ? #WAKEUP
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Big Beef Foot!! RT @HuffPostFood: #Sasquatch portrait made entirely out of beef jerky huff.to/LinHLW
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Erykah Badu is super pissed at the Flaming Lips about that NSFW video, calls Wayne Coyne an "ass" p4k.in/Kyb6Yu
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So that's it, after twenty years. "So long, good luck"? // I don't recall saying "good luck."
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I see Rihanna in her underwear more than I see myself in my underwear. (via @nealbrennan)
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK. From 6pm-6am on New Year's Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self & your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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The Royal Wedding party is worth it just to see the duke of Gloucester do the chicken dance.
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"Running children should be curtailed" - best road trip comment by @JJMac.
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Lol "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
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Japan raises nuclear crisis severity to highest level http://bit.ly/gNE9rZ
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I apologize to everyone who thinks they deserve an apology. RT
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If done correctly, your diarrhea should come out in 'piles' -Benjamin Franklin
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#nowplaying Outkast " the art of Storytellin Part.3 AKA Knowing" ♫
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10 "Masked" Musicians and Why They Hide http://bit.ly/eVSAPX
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Were back! In case u weren't properly throttled last year. W/Ozzy @ Reno Event Center. Reno Nevada. Iii|; )'
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