A Microsoft Systems Engineer who likes computer networking and server administration, dogs, quilting, popcorn and on most days, public transportation. (she/her)
San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2007
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Jennelle C retweeted
Nightmare scenario is when the training, fix-it guidance, or instructions are only in video form. I just want to read!
Jennelle C retweeted
Republicans: โsheโs not qualified.โ
She was DA of a Top 10 city, AG of the 2nd largest justice department in the land, a U.S. Senator from the largest state, and the sitting VPOTUS.
Last time you elected a president he was a game show host and Twitter troll so STFU.
Jennelle C retweeted
Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a secondโฆ are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being โinevitableโ?
Youโre talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his fโng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking โgivenโ?
The โdictator on day oneโ who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guyโs winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet whoโll abandon NATO?
Weโre just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because heโs got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon weโve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
To the young men who snatched up my daughters dropped Target gift card at Stonestown and then pretended they didn't when she turned to pick it up, I trust karma will prevail.
If chocolate goes with peanut butter and peanut butter goes with celery, are the flavors transitive enough to do ants on a log with chocolate chips? #kidscooking
Jennelle C retweeted
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure. #debugging
Jennelle C retweeted
the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too
Jennelle C retweeted
Who else uses notepad.exe as a kind of copy & paste cleaner? From all formatting, weird extra data, comments etc.๐
Jennelle C retweeted
Tom Wilson, who played Biff Tannen in โBack to the Future,โ wrote a song about answering the same fan questions for 30+ years and itโs one of the greatest things available on the Internet teapawt.org/ATRightMovies/status/1โฆ
Jennelle C retweeted
I don't know who needs to hear this, but whenever life felt unsolvable, my mom would say, "Is there anything you can do about it tonight? No? Then go to bed. You'll figure it out tomorrow."
It's been 20+ years and I still fall back on the efficent cardboard crushing skills I learned working at @edsfuncade #summermemories