Comedian, storyteller & musical comedy, about climate & dating (mis)adventures. A Tinderella Story at #edfringe ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @westendbf [email protected]

Toronto
Joined June 2023
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People who put the sounds of car horns, doorbells and door knocks into movies, TV shows or commercials clearly either don't own dogs, don't care about those who do, or have to put them in. Watching media that contains these is punctuated by dog barks at unpredictable moments
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Happy Valentines Day to all the other online daters out there #valentinesday #onlinedating
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What if the universe is a simulation and it turns out we are all in a Hallmark movie?
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Overheard at a coffee shop: A man asking his date “So, do you have any practical skills?” #dating
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Starting a movement: #defundthecarbon What is it? Take your money out of companies in the stock market that are bad carbon actors. In this way, we will take down the carbon. Pass it on. #defundthecarbon
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Taylor Swift could singlehandedly eliminate climate change. Dead serious. She could do an album. Climate change (Taylor's version). @taylorswift13 #climate #climatecrisis #swifties #taylorswift
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Would you go forward or back 30 years? Easy, back. If I go back, I’m coming back as a Spice Girl EnviroSpice #climate #climatecomedy
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What is COP? Happy to explain. It's a place people emit a lot to go to via flights #COP #COP28
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Composing music with AI to go with lyrics I wrote was promising at first! Til about partway through. LOL, I guess even AI gets confused about climate change. Well the lyrics are on the screen if you want to check them out #cop28 #climatechange #musicalcomedy #ai #aisong #aimusic
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The Toronto air show is a blight on society and must be stopped. #airshow #toronto
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Asked my @Uber driver if I could practice singing for an audition in the car. He was up for it, and clapped at the end and said I was really good and was going to be on Broadway. He said he would give me five stars … And then I gave him five stars #auditions #uber
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Missing #edfringe ! Can we all just walk around in costumes all day everyday? #fillyerboots
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Missed my show and want to watch it? Or want to see it it again? It’s now available online for a limited time (next few days) through Fringe On Demand! tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o… #edfringe #fringeondemand #fillyerboots #edfringe2023 #edinburghfringe2023
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🎭✨ As my #edfringe chapter concludes, I’m humbled by the experience. ★★★★ "Funny, forthright, and fabulous." - @WESTENDBF Sold out at Toronto’s Comedy Bar & Hamilton’s The Staircase I’m now enthusiastically exploring new avenues in TV, film, touring, etc #FillYerBoots
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Agents, managers, producers, directors, tour organizers, etc – let's connect and explore embarking on this journey together. jmurphysays.com [email protected] #comedy #theatre #edfringe #film #television #touring #globalstage #tv #seekingrepresentation #fillyerboots
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J Murphy - A Tinderella Story at #EdFringe 2023 retweeted
Everything can change at Ed Fringe very quickly. All day I only had 2 presales on my show, I was flyering and kept refreshing the page but it never budged. I had accepted that I would just be doing my show for 2. And then I opened the curtain to walk on stage and saw 11.
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