we’re not close. (they/them)

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2021
as always nothing but support and admiration for sally rooney
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Kind of so funny that everyone wants to be Lou Reed again all of a sudden… do you guys think Michael Imperioli is happy or mad?
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This is awesome
remind me to never go out with bisexual men again.
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Nicotine withdrawal is awesome, I spent over 5 minutes today thinking a woman was evil and the rudest person I’ve ever met for commenting on an Instagram post of mine without liking it. Literally who cares. She should get to stab me for this.
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idk i think it’s good that prisoners don’t have to pay for their own incarcerations—a practice which would render them universally bankrupt upon release
Jackpot! Sandra Kolalou won a $3 million payout from the CTA But she’ll be in prison until 2076 for murdering and dismembering her landlord A 2019 “reform” law prevents the state from suing to collect the $2.7 million it’ll spend to keep her in prison cwbchicago.com/2026/01/illin…
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I wake up every day and feel like I overdosed in my sleep on Fuck ing Stupid Pills
Whether or not Nicolas Maduro is allotted any semblance of a fair trial will probably be the most significant test of the American judicial system in our lifetimes
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I’ve never . . . encountered such a marvelously sized chapbook. I am in awe of @jo_barchi ’s work.
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I work incredibly hard to never be a bitter or annoying sober person but… dry January is where I dry the line. I have four weapons on my body at all times do NOT talk to me about that stupid gay bullshit
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Replying to @jo_barchi
@jo_barchi mail came!!
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Quitting vaping is awesome I feel like I’m being beaten to death with hammers but also psychologically tortured
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I would rather be beaten (nonsexually) than ever participate in a “white” “elephant” “gift” “exchange”
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Heated Rivalry season one having the same ending as The Shrouds is reallllllllly cracking me the fuck up. Canadian hive mind moment
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How do you guys think Jacob Tierney pays Xavier Dolan for stealing half the shots from Heated Rivalry from his films? I know Venmo isn’t a thing in Canada so is it like, a wire transfer?
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unbelievably excited to announce that I'm writing a book about pop psychology!
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If my rent goes up because of this I will [REDACTED]
Zoomies, Chicago’s 1st indoor dog park and bar, is coming to Avondale. blockclubchi.co/48ZJsAT
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Shipping out this weekend! Drink up!
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Would love for people to stop and think for approximately 30 seconds about what the fuck they mean exactly when they say things like “addicts like that”
This Reiner thing seems totally unbelievable but I’ve had family members that have been addicts like that. You know there’s probably not going to be a happy ending but you still do everything that you can. This had the worst outcome possible.
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Hey what the fuck are you guys talking about?
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there is something so magical about a gay guy saying something indecipherable
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