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currently building something hilarious. stay tuned.

Joined February 2026
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Challenge: I can't play GTA 6 until I've run 100 meters for every follower I get before it releases. Every new follower adds another 100 meters to my total distance. Once GTA 6 comes out, I'll start running. I have to complete the entire distance before I can play. The more followers I get, the longer I'll have to wait. I'm currently at 1.3 km. Follow to add another 100 meters 🏃‍♂️
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I'm building a hilarious game 🤣 Every parent out there gonna love it! Stay tuned.
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Update: I'm already up to 2.5 km! 🏃‍♂️ That's 1.2 km added in just one day. And GTA 6 is 20 days away from launch. Every new follower = another 100 meters before I can play. How far are you guys gonna make me run? 😭
Challenge: I can't play GTA 6 until I've run 100 meters for every follower I get before it releases. Every new follower adds another 100 meters to my total distance. Once GTA 6 comes out, I'll start running. I have to complete the entire distance before I can play. The more followers I get, the longer I'll have to wait. I'm currently at 1.3 km. Follow to add another 100 meters 🏃‍♂️
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How many coins on GTA Signal will you have collected before the release of #GTA6? I'm aiming for 1000 🏆
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Hacked crypto exchanges are NOT crypto. Bybit, Mt. Gox, Coincheck, KuCoin, Bitfinex, Binance… When an exchange gets hacked, it's the custodian that failed, not the blockchain. Not your keys, not your coins. Stop confusing crypto with the middlemen.
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How am I supposed to fall asleep now? #BinanceHack
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So Binance got hacked before GTA VI.
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GTA file sizes have evolved like crazy 🤯 • GTA Vice City (2002) - 2.4 GB • GTA San Andreas (2004) - 3.2 GB • GTA IV (2008) - 11 GB • GTA V (2013) - 13.7 GB • GTA VI (2026) - 210 GB? 👀 How long will it take you to complete the download of GTA VI?
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Is the follow button broken or is it just me? 👀
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I think my follow button is broken. Can someone check? 👀
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What's the most important thing GTA VI needs to get right?
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Jiggle physics? Dog shit?
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What's the first GTA game you ever played?
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How many km do you think I'll end up running?
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What will be the first thing you do in #GTA6? I know where I'm going 😉
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NEW GTA 6 GAMEPLAY ON SOUTH PARK
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I saw this GTA VI poster this morning. Rockstar is also taking over Stockholm. Incredible.
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