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@johanhimself

rants, shitposts, retweets, and whatnots. keminggris.

Joined February 2009
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Average El-Sayed news vs Average Mamdani news
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 2
JUST IN: New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani officially unveils new mustache.
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Jebraw & Naya in Jalan-Jalan Men be like..
Katalia (@KatapillarK) profile pictureKatalia
@KatapillarKOct 31
The tension between two people who are clearly attracted to each other but are doing their best to keep things within the boundaries of friendship will always be louder than any actual flirting.
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Inshallah
rock 🪨 (@starryskyfever) profile picturerock 🪨@starryskyfeverNov 1
is there a word between yes and no
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Gw pesen "ayam geprek" online. Gak seharusnya gw nulis catatan "sambal dicampur dan ayamnya digeprek" supaya ayamnya beneran digeprek, bukan potongan ayam utuh + sambal geprek terpisah.
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@fajarnugrosNov 2
Waktu saya kecil dan mudik ke rumah nenek di pesisir Kebumen. Bapak selalu bilang “lewat Jalan Daendels”. Dulu saya pikir itu jalan Raya Pos buatan Daendels yang sama. Tapi ternyata bukan.
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More like this
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@atruparNov 1
every significant American election be like
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the Dandadan's ongoing arc was pretty mid lately, but FINALLY THE PEAK IS BACK. 😭
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Baru ketemu dokter yang jago banget, nyuntik vaksin gak berasa disuntik. 🫪
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صحفية ألمانية حاولت أن تتذاكى فسألت البروفيسور جون ميرشايمر: "إذا كانت الدول العربية والإسلامية تؤيد فلسطين لماذا لا يستقبلون الفلسطينيين كلاجئين؟ فتلقت ردًا لن تنساه في حياتها!
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BAHL
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@HistoryCalendarOct 30
A young Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween, c. 1966
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Anyone but that pig 😞💔
Indonesian Pop Base (@iPopBase) profile pictureIndonesian Pop Base
@iPopBaseOct 31
The founder of Ayam Goreng Suharti has passed away at 86.
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When you've finished making a spreadsheet full of vlookups and pivot tables, and you just can't stop admiring it.
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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wtf does the israeli left even advocate for,culling palestinian children but only those above 5 years old?
נסיכה חיפאית (@shahafban) profile pictureנסיכה חיפאית@shahafbanOct 27
הפנים של השמאל הישראלי
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@shaTIREDOct 28
Nothing on earth could’ve prepared me for the sound of his voice but damn if he don’t sound like an angel 😭
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mea@telukkurOct 28
the first cinephile i know is my dad whose fatherhood wisdom is nonton bajakan bc "hollywood has had enough money"
Greps (@Schneidermalfoy) profile pictureGreps@SchneidermalfoyOct 26
“Sebagai sinefil film favorite lo apa sih?” SINEPIL SINEPIL MAKAN TU EXPRESIONISM IMPRESIONISM ANJ GAUSAH SEMBUNYI DI BALIK 12 ANGRY MAN Hhhhh bete gue, pake sok banget ngatain film fav orang ga layak tonton. Itu kerja keras banyak orang jir, if you don’t like it yaudah anj
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Sam Oscar@NortedSamOscarOct 28
IKU JENENGE PUSKESMAS!!
tempo.co (@tempodotco) profile picturetempo.co
@tempodotcoOct 28
Koperasi Merah Putih akan Menjadi Klinik Pratama
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Les Américains quand ils voient un jeune avec des troubles mentaux
Ałeçtø🎶 (@Altrocius) profile pictureAłeçtø🎶@AltrociusOct 27
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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_lil ⵣ@takez_00Oct 27
Les americains quand un pays en difficulté commence enfin à se developper
flag9 (@d4vnyc3) profile pictureflag9@d4vnyc3Oct 26
après les japonais et les argentins… les états uniens c’est bientôt votre tour
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@DCUPRIMETVOct 26
😭😂 #lanterns #clayface
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