Joined September 2013
To every journalist who asks me if we now live in a world where you can’t say anything anymore: We currently live in a world where you can masturbate in front of people you employ, and then win a Grammy for talking about it.
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Please. Stop. Lying.
“We brought 25,000 people over from Syria - again, more than any other country in Europe.” What an arrant lie. Has he ever heard of a country called ‘Germany’?
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Comedy fans! On 3rd Feb we have our first comedy night hosted by Harlow's own @johnmanncomic & featuring @MikeGunn1 @MartinWestgate2 and @jamesdowdeswell Tickets are just £8 at redchurch.beer Here's a clip of James on Russell Howard's Good News: youtube.com/watch?v=t1xUuzq7…
This week . . . Winner of America's Got Talent . . . Victorious Ventriloquist @paulzerdin + Awesome @AlistairBarrie Playful @paddylennox and Jovial Joker @johnmanncomic SD rules means only 50 so Be Quick! Tickets (up to 6) please click here: bearcatcomedy.co.uk Thanks
Geordie @davejohnscomic was thrown into the spotlight playing a man on the dole in the 2016 film 'I, Daniel Blake'. Now, like so many actors, he finds himself out of work.  "We're in the worst job when it comes to a pandemic because we need an audience..."
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One-liner Challenge - Part 2 🔥 27 One-liner comedians From @themiltonjones to @RealTimVine Please share and tag a friend who loves one-liners 🙌 If you enjoy it and can afford to please donate here: justgiving.com/crowdfunding/…
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Replying to @TravelTrolleyUK
@TravelTrolleyUK what a disgrace you are! We and two Daughters (One with Cystic Fibrosis) have routes affected by Corona Virus, our airlines are offering us refunds and amendments but you refuse to refund us or amend without payments as much a new fare!
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Laugh out Loud #Comedy #Swaffham this month’s special guests are HL JOHN MANN With LIZ DAVIES & JIMMY RUDIGER helped by JOSH JAMES with your MC KAHN JOHNSON. THIS GIG IS FREE so no excuses not to come and have a great laugh 25th JANUARY 2020. #UKPub @Gigsout
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Ten years ago I was living in one of the richest countries in the world. Child poverty was at its lowest, no homeless on streets, loads of community bobbies, low crime rates. I've lost all of that and I didn't even move.
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Saw top bloke @johnmanncomic today, a sad occasion, but remembered that he is one of the best of us. Here's a story about when comedians took on the fascists in 1994. chortle.co.uk/correspondents…!
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ACTION VANJIE! @VanessaVanjie got gifted a bespoke Vanjie toilet roll holder from @shellyfredmann @johnmanncomic
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That’s one hell of a sombrero he’s wearing. And I though he didn’t like Mexico?
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Hoping for Re-Tweets :-) @CR_UK @CR_UKCityLondon @johnmanncomic @TerryAlderton @AlistairBarrie @RickyGroverUK @raymondtimpkins @ninia_benjamin @StewartLeeBits Announcing this... What a line-up for a great cause... get your ticket fast here: trybooking.co.uk/5756
Looking forward to hosting this comedy show at @RegencyYorks featuring the amazing @lewisbryan @JSodagar @johnmanncomic @Benny_Norris #comedy #yorkshire #comedians #bradford #show
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Next Saturday @harlowrugbyclub! The wonderful line up of @JohnMannComic, @RiaLina_ and @AlLubel bring the laughs! Doors 7.30pm, show 8pm. Food available. Tickets: wegottickets.com/theharlowco… or from the Rugby Club bar. See you there!
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Come on down.
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Laugh in the Park news - due to filming commitments @MrNishKumar has had to cancel 29th July headline spot but we have the absolutely brilliant @MrEdByrne headlining instead - close to being full so book up redcardcomedyclub.com
Big day out on Sat 28th July! we have the superbly colourful @NorwichPride in the park and then in then from 6pm we have @MrNishKumar @johnmanncomic @MikeGunn1 & @MickyPKerr redcardcomedyclub.com for tickets
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