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SA Rugby mourns the untimely passing of Lions and former Junior Bok and Sharks lock Hyron Andrews - more here: tinyurl.com/mu98ks57
Forget all that
I reckon it would be more interesting to talk about that time you were forced to deny you were f*cking the manager's daughter-in-law 👇whilst you were out banned for 9 months after, er, irresponsibly missing a drugs test
How did that fantasy come about then? 🤷♂️
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Replying to @Djoko_UTD
Vitas Gerulaitis famously said, "Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row," after defeating Jimmy Connors in January 1980 to break a 16-match losing streak.
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Funny how Liverpool player got booked for demanding a yellow. Haaland came over to get Gravenberch sent off and the ref obliges
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🚨 URGENT — NEW VIDEO 🎥
The footage is disturbing. At first, the man appears to face the tiger without an immediate attack. Moments later, the situation turns terrifying, with the tiger biting and dragging him.
⚠️ What happened in those moments is difficult to watch. A tragic reminder that even when a wild animal seems calm, it remains unpredictable.
🙏 Respect the victim and his family. Please avoid sharing graphic footage.
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Rafa Jodar slow motion forehand analysis Video Credit: 👈🏼 #tennis #joelmyerstennis
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Our latest ep is up now on our @advconnors Youtube ch. Our first attept to upload got cut off so this is the full show. youtu.be/qPQneCDRnXs
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13 years ago today, I walked into the Crown Bar in Belfast with a group of Spanish students. I stepped outside briefly, and they went to the bar to order themselves some pints. When I came back inside, I found a man in their midst, bossing them all about as they tried to make themselves understood. He turned to me and said: “Who the fuck are you!?”
Taken aback, I replied: “I’m their English teacher.”
And without missing a beat, he said: “Well you’re doing a shit job then.”
Reader, I married him.
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Eddie Hearn unloads on Zuffa Boxing’s 'absolutely abysmal' performance so far:
“When you actually strip it back, as we say in the UK, it’s fur coat, no knickers.
Dana White said, ‘Judge me over the next couple of years.’ He smartly deviated from ‘judge me after 12 months.’
With that money, that contract and those connections to Turki Alalshikh, let’s be honest: the first 10 months have been absolutely abysmal.”
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Loser @gaddu blocked me as I destroyed him,he couldn't counter a single argument.Even kid Djokovic destroyed prime RF almost 10 times.Frauderer won 16/20 Slams before Nole's prime&other 4 w/Nole injured.Djokovic became GOAT in golden age vs many peak ATGs &gen talents way younger
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World No. 114 Lisa Pigato d. Eva Vedder (#201) 1-6, 6-0, 6-3 to win the W75 here at @thecampusqdl in Quinta do Lago.
It’s her 2nd title in a row on Portuguese soil (won a WTA 125 in Caldas da Rainha two weeks ago) & 5th of the year. New career-high with a top 100 debut in sight.
Second consecutive 🥇 for Lisa Pigato 🇮🇹 23yo!
After🥇in WTA 125 Caldas da Rainha 🇵🇹 , she won ITF W75 in Quinta do Lago 🇵🇹 vs Eva Vedder 🇳🇱 1-6, 6-0, 6-3.
She is closer and closer to WTA Top100!
Bravissima, Lisa! 👏
📷 top tennis photos IG
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Novak Djokovic has become the first man in the Open Era to win his first 32 matches at a single tournament, extending his perfect record at the China Open in Beijing past Rafael Nadal’s 31-0 start at Roland Garros.
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Esto que ha pasado en el Zverev-Djokovic es de las cosas más ridículas que yo he visto en una pista de tenis.
🔹 Zverev saca, Djokovic devuelve la bola y Sascha falla el golpe posterior
🔹El alemán para el partido y se queja de que la valla lateral le ha molestado al cambiar de imagen
🔹El juez de silla le da la razón y se decide repetir el punto
🔹Djokovic no se lo puede ni creer y dice que es de las cosas más estúpidas que ha visto en una pista de tenis
Apoyo lo que dice Nole. Si le molestó, que hubiera parado el punto tras sacar, no tras fallar luego. Un sinsentido.





































