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Joined September 2011
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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Every time I see someone walking with a carton of milk I think โ€œGetting milk. Classic.โ€
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Itโ€™s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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The music producer -> content creator shift is actually a plague BRO I am trying to release a track not make a documentary
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Who up say "wob wob wob" tonight
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woman walking into dollar tree saying โ€œletโ€™s see whatโ€™s happening at the dollar treeโ€, dramatic romantic music in the background
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Replying to @laserboat999
the 4am tier of the internet is a different website entirely. ive seen videos at 4am that do not exist at noon
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Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
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(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. Whenโ€™s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press โญ•๏ธ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, donโ€™t I? YEAH, BABY.
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Who is this Liza Minnelli lady? She donโ€™t got that many followers. Why people say I look like her?
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As evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human. It is imperative to recover an understanding of the true meaning and grandeur of humanity as intended by God. It is in this sense that the challenge we currently face is not technological, but anthropological, and it is my hope that the Encyclical Letter to be published within a few days will contribute to answering this challenge.
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Today is National Letโ€™s Laugh Day.
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Now more than ever, it's important that you scroll social media as much as possible! Especially if it's full of something upsetting that you have no power to change. You should use your one wild and precious life to Monitor The Situation
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Imagine being in Vegas and hitting rock bottom, getting put in handcuffs, and a street performer instantly turns your arrest into a live freestyle track. He is literally giving play-by-play commentary with a beat while she gets hauled off. Only in Vegas do you get a custom soundtrack for your downfall.๐Ÿ˜
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One of the bleaker recession indicators in recent memory
Chipotle is giving away $1โ€ฏmillion in free food during the Super Bowl When an AIโ€‘generated ad airs after halftime, they will post a 30โ€‘second Instagram Reel with a claim code
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my most boomer trait gotta be believing in the transformative rapturous capacity of art experienced with your full focused attention
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