AVFC, Somerset CCC, Bath Rugby, SF49ers; Snooker. Alan Partridge, XFM RSK; guitar & birdwatching novice; Lego builder, Married (16.11.19) & Dad (8.11.24)

Crawley, South East
Joined August 2014
“KP Plumbing…” “Is that Mr. Pilkington?” “Yes” “Hiya, Jon here…” @xfm_community
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#ElClásico - Raphina is the captain of @FCBarcelona 😮
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#fttb. Not watching in England, but the scorecard I’m following said 26-20… did we have a touchdown disallowed???
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You and your type ARE THE PROBLEM… #mufc
“If you look at the last 11 years, Man Utd has had quite a few coaches…so that would say to me that there’s something wrong with the environment…” Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe speaking to me in Feb 2024 shortly after investing in the club ⬇️
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A sensational victory for Pakistan. Shadab Khan. Wow. 🤯 #PAKvENG
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#MUNBOU - Relegation for Manchester United ????
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#PAKvENG - I can’t believe what I’ve just seen: Curren bowling TWO, yes TWO, 70mph bouncers at Rauf to allow him to casually duck under the ball to get Shadab back on striker… Surrey arrogance and ineptitude!!!!!
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#PAKvENG - If only we had a spinner who could seal this game, someone to take 3-30 in their 10!!!!
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With Pep Guardiola gone, Unai Emery is now the best manager in the Premier League. He’s a coach, pure and simple. He lifts the sum of the team’s parts. At his core, he’s someone who will maximise players’ talents if they are willing to give themselves to him. Four years into his time at Villa, the win over City was his team at its most enthralling. 📝 @J_Tanswell 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/7720174…
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The funniest thing about this clip is the sincerity with which he delivers his opinion. He’d thought so hard about it and still got it completely wrong. 😂😂😂
Goooood reasoning
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Penders - bloody good rep! #CHETOT
Spurs have taken the lead after Mateus Fernandes' corner ends up in Chelsea's goal ⚽️
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#CHETOT - £850m spent… 0-0 🥱
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the more things change, the more they stay the same 😮‍💨
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A HUGE WIN AT VILLA PARK 😤
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#avfc - How has Anderson not got a 2nd yellow for that??!!???
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Kick-off is next 💪
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Your Villa XI to face Man City 🔒 #AVLMCI
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#avfc - Why are we the lunchtime kick off on the Saturday having played in Europe on the Wednesday no less, and Hull City V Brentford are on in the 2pm Sunday “European” slot??? (I genuinely double checked if Brentford had snuck into Europe, but it was Brighton!)
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Just take a moment to read these stats... Highest ODI score for England ✅ First ODI double-century for England ✅ Fastest double-century in ODI cricket ✅ Second hundred off just 39 balls ✅ The highest ODI score at Rawalpindi ✅ First English player to score an ODI century in Rawalpindi ✅
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THE FASTEST DOUBLE HUNDRED IN ODI HISTORY!!! 🥇 HARRY BROOK YOU ARE SPECIAL!!! 🤯
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