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The official twitter page for Jon Monk, wana be spaceman :)

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Joined February 2009
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Don't worry, England fans, we've already found Sam Allardyce's replacement... #CantoYes amp.twimg.com/v/2834d94f-ba3…
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What does one of the largest maps of Calgary ever printed and a cowboy have in common? Find out this Friday.
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Replying to @nenshi
@nenshi @jonmonk I've seen more people biking in the car lane than the bike lane... Hopefully people start to use them soon. #yycbike
Clarkson’s latest tweet shows that life after Top Gear still has plenty of ‘Powerrrrrrr!’ digitaltrends.com/cars/jerem…
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After Barbados, I need some peace and quiet. So I'm going to Monaco for the weekend.
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Jeremy Clarkson is not a racist. He is a monumental bellend and many other things, but not a racist. I wouldn't work with one. #ThatIsAll
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Replying to @piersmorgan
@piersmorgan If you don't shut up, I shall start to reveal details of your past life that would make you VERY unhappy.
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@ShottiFitznugly Why do you think our teeth are so famously terrible?
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To whoever is flying a helicopter over Kensington this afternoon. Fuck off.
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Replying to @jonmonk
@jonmonk guess you can't go unnoticed wearing the brightest yellow-green shirt around.
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We agree. RT @tristenbray: #YOLO is the greatest song ever! @LateNightJimmy
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"Young Stallone / Old Stallone" = new summer jam.
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Replying to @jonmonk
@jonmonk Thanks Jon! We are not ready for a volunteer callout yet but stay tuned to our Facebook page for when we are!
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Replying to @jonmonk
@jonmonk you're making us hungry! #Stampede101
Replying to @downtowncalgary
@downtowncalgary please help and rt! stolen during the #calgary flood. Last seen in blue pickup. Reward offered!
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Calgary Flooding - 2013 Flood - Dramatic Pictures wp.me/p3eGyt-1nZ
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Jon Monk retweeted
Replying to @cityofcalgary
@cityofcalgary pretty sure they came by and told us the leave chap valley.
“@simonpegg: Okay, enough of the promotion...” WHAT!!??? There's never ENOUGH promotion. Young people...sigh!..youth is such a waste... ;-)
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"It's pretty rare to see a cat pooing." Karl Pilkington
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