Jon Ozanne

Turns out you have to go through a shop following Guernsey airport security. Gatwick has a side door if you want to avoid - assumed that was standard. #entrancebythegiftshop

I see red letters merging. It’s time to set your watch to 1980s and turn your world upside down #StrangerThings3

So excited. About to start book three. Here’s a picture clue to the title taken at my niece and nephew’s garden look out*: *colours may vary.

Pub landlord asked how they determine the winner of lip-sync karaoke. I said they have a lip-off. It's suddenly being discussed as the actual method.

Loved #StarTrekDiscovery series 2 episode 8 opening sequence. Delightful and pleasingly awkward anachronism to treat those who had seen/remember The Cage. More than happy to go with it.

Discussing weird pizza toppings in lunch hour. I’ve put a jacket potato on as an extra topping. We’re calling it a ‘Fort Grey’.

I’ve started a new trend for wearing a posture support to avoid slouching. The office is starting to look like a Netflix cop show with all our ‘holsters’.

At least one person in every carton? #soylentgreen

Jersey maybe celebrating a possible #Bergerac return: Guernsey meanwhile can wonder if Rocket from Avengers Endgame trailer was spotted at Le Gouffre in the Super Bowl ad.

Hope Santa can get a visit to Sark before Guernsey this Saturday. By then they may need his magic touch to get the lights on more than we do.

New soap opera #BackstopBridge is gripping. As with all these things it does feel a little unrealistic at times.

Spent most of my evening waiting for my neighbour (let’s call her Theresa) to open her door and reveal what recycle bag to put out #bagxit

Just spoke to BBC's Sara Palmer @9amgirl about the Guernsey original that inspired Liberty The Cow @BBCJersey @LibertyBusje #AmazingJourney @JerseyMencap @AutismJersey #TravelTraining #ExploreYourIsland

Delighted that an idea I started with CT Plus as a thank you to Autism Guernsey is now also raising money for autism charities in Jersey. Here’s hoping the Amazing Journey books can also reach the UK.

Imagining new Star Wars character “Hai Si Ja” is finally confirmed after years of proposing a creature called “Hi See Ya” didn’t quite make it off the page. #SpiceUpYourLife #yesyesyes

I've got mixed herbs, cinnamon, nutmeg and thyme. But no saffron. Even I'm missing posh spice.

Set the Tardis for the 1980s. #DrWho actor Dean Hollingsworth @GoldenLionGsy upstairs from 7.30pm - I've brought my Sharpie to get these signed! #guernsey @thegyct

A well told story of a lucky spoon and generations of the same family. Great report from @5_News #Armistice100 @MinnieSteph5 - more all this week with the Five team

Keep doing impressions of the line “Save your breath for the Timelash - most people leave with a scream” can’t wait to interview Dean Hollingsworth from 1980s #DrWho @GoldenLionGsy @thegyct this Monday from 7.30pm 🤖🤖🤖