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Professional word nerd. Serial comma killer. Purveyor of puns.

Kansas City
Joined October 2008
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The FFXVI battle music makes me feel like I can run through a concrete wall.
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Dude was literally using national secrets as emergency toilet paper.
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I, for one, am ready to see Red XIII in a sailor suit.
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"Not bad." - Leon S. Kennedy, after coldly sniping the head off a horrifying tentacle monster from a hundred yards away "Not bad." - me, after taking 5 minutes to kill a small spider with a tissue
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How in god's name did I end up in the timeline where literal members of Congress are complaining to the literal president of the United States about Final Fantasy 16 being a PlayStation exclusive get me outta here.
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Twitter is invaluable as a tool to consume news but I will be OK with it continuing to be run into the ground if it means no more insufferable video game/political/sports/celebrity discourse for the rest of my life.
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Of all the times #KUbball has lost an NCAA Tournament game for stupid reasons the last 30 years, this one ranks... pretty low tbh.
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When you hop online and everyone's arguing about the ending to The Last of Us.
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Live look at Kansas City:
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Not hearing fireworks so much as random explosions.
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CHEESEBURGERS FOR EVERYONE.
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On one drive, officials ruled that a receiver catching the ball with two feet down both was and was not a catch.
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I like how the explanation of why that wasn’t a catch started with the literal definition of a catch.
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Chris Jones, not a fan of bullshit.
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There is something Chris Farley-esque about Greg Olsen that I enjoy.
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"OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE GUY FROM WHITE LOTUS." - me, sitting alone on the couch 5 minutes after the Last of Us episode ends
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